by Lotus Austin June 15, 2010
A term used to describe how a Band has gotten all "perfect" scores from the judges, but completely fail on the sight-reading test.
by BandMan February 08, 2014
An action or trick(usually in extreme sports) so gnarly or rad the only way to describe it is straight cabbage. Can also be used to describe dank food.
Did you see Marcus pull that 540 method grab? That was straight cabbage!
Yo this salsa is straight cabbage!
Yo this salsa is straight cabbage!
by Mtothew March 12, 2010
Straight edgers are concieted assholes who can't appreciates the gifts God gave us. They listen to horrible crappy punk bands like "Minor Threat
Cool Stoner Kid: "Wanna hit this spliff dude?"
Straight Edger: "Fuck you asshole, I don't need that poison. Drugs ruin lives, blah, blah, blah, toxic this, blah, blah, blah, cause of all societies ills that, blah, blah, blah...
Straight Edger: "Fuck you asshole, I don't need that poison. Drugs ruin lives, blah, blah, blah, toxic this, blah, blah, blah, cause of all societies ills that, blah, blah, blah...
by Jack Diesal February 19, 2005
A group of fags who want the look of hardcore kids, but dont have the balls to do anything fun. So they put X's on their hands to show everyone that they truely, do, in-fact, need to die.
1: also see pussies
2: also see emo
3: also see churchies
1: also see pussies
2: also see emo
3: also see churchies
i think ill drink nothing but coffee, listen to shitty music, wear all black, pretend like i hate my life, and draw all over my hands to say (but not say) that i have said no to a life of drugs; and call it "straight edge".
by sam elwood October 13, 2005
Joe: Yo they said Sebastian Telfair was supposed to be good in the NBA.
Bob: No, Sebastian Telfair is straight ass.
Bob: No, Sebastian Telfair is straight ass.
by Jack--the dude March 30, 2006
He/she has identified as super straight
by Thattoytaguy March 05, 2021