by Martin January 28, 2005
When a person has to go to the bathroom to poop, although does so in such a short span of time that no one has time to notice
"Dude, I was in the middle of a meeting and felt something coming. I slipped out of the room, took a Ninja Poop, and was back before anyone even noticed I left."
by skeevemeister October 27, 2011
In roleplaying games (especially ones not centred around physical conflict), a character who has been designed expressly to be extremely powerful in a fight and/or extremely stealthy.
The term is frequently used sarcastically, as creating such a character is often a sign that the person doing so still thinks he's playing D&D.
The term is frequently used sarcastically, as creating such a character is often a sign that the person doing so still thinks he's playing D&D.
by Whybird June 08, 2004
by dave_dew January 19, 2007
One who steps lightly on the floor in a second/third story apartment.
One who sneaks into the neighbor's apartment through the patio door.
One who sneaks into the neighbor's apartment through the patio door.
1. Dude, I had to be an "apartment ninja" just to go to the bathroom becuase the old lady downstairs likes to yell at me for noises...
2. Dude I think I just got owned by an "Apartment Ninja" because that's the third time my internet was on when I came home.
2. Dude I think I just got owned by an "Apartment Ninja" because that's the third time my internet was on when I came home.
by !Z3D! July 11, 2008
When you have a very sudden and extreme need to use a toilet.
Derived from "turtle head poking out".
Denoting an unexpected, well-armed and violent turtle, a pissed-off Raphael in your stomach if you will.
Derived from "turtle head poking out".
Denoting an unexpected, well-armed and violent turtle, a pissed-off Raphael in your stomach if you will.
A: Wow honey, that was some delicious curry and black coffee. Those green peppers sure were hot!
B: Yeah... *clutching stomach*
A: You look green. Are you okay?
B: No, I've got a ninja turtle in here. *pointing to stomach* Be right back.
B: Yeah... *clutching stomach*
A: You look green. Are you okay?
B: No, I've got a ninja turtle in here. *pointing to stomach* Be right back.
by remote Erik July 11, 2008
by Ivana humpoalot November 05, 2011