suicide music

Music that is so depressing it makes someone want to commit suicide after listening to it.

Emo has the best reputation for suicide music, along with gothic and goth rock.

by Steve Indigo April 16, 2006

club music

1. Club music style songs played on radio stations.

2. Songs with no clear rhythm nor beat played on radio stations thinking since it's popular in clubs, it "SHOULD" be popular outside the clubs

God, what sort of club music is this radio station playing.

by dmccowan May 5, 2008

Music Dislexkia

General inability to read sheet music. Cured by playing random notes acting like you know what you're doing.

'We kicked our old guitarist for not being able to read Nirvana tabs and being a music dislexkia cripple.'

by Joshh Murderface October 25, 2007

foil music

(Heavy)Metal + Rap(music) = Foil(metal wrap), the ultimate ass kickin' sound!

ICE LION rules the Foil Music scene!

by Kool Stallion June 11, 2006

country music

Redneck music. I can think of only one good country song. Often songs about the south, driving on the highway, marrying a cousin, etc.

"It's all right to be a Rehdneck...It's all right to ride round in a dirty ol truck, catch a bunch of fish and shoot a bunch of duck!!! It's good to be a redneck!"-Alan Jackson in "It's allright to be a redneck"

by AflacJack August 28, 2003

country music

The gayest, most retarded, most inbred, most redneck, most fucked-up right-wing shit in the whole goddamn world. NOT REAL MUSIC! It has annoying, white-trash singers who can't pick up a beat, whiny lyrics, occasional yodeling, and the irritating twang. Real music is rap (old school variant only), heavy metal, dance/techno, and punk rock.

Jimbo: I may be born in Georgia and be a Conservacrat, but I prefer more liberal genres of music or even better sounding conservative genres over country music.

Good liberal genres: rap (old school) & punk rock
Good conservative genres: hard rock & heavy metal
Crappy conservative genre: COUNTRY ALL THE FUCKING WAY!

Let's shoot the radio whenever someone plays it.

by Jimbo666 August 3, 2006

emo music

the most retarded thing that music can be labeled as. What song that has ever been written has not had emotion put into it? Therefore, every song is emo.

Did you know that Celine Dion is emo music?

by visceraeyes May 2, 2007