McTard-muffin

1.A person who belives they understand the job at hand, however in reality, they have no idea. The usual McTard-muffin tries to convince others that they, are in fact, correct.

2. People who are incapable of accomplishing simple daily tasks

3. Can also be used to shoot someone down for any reason whatsoever.

1.Boss: It's gotta be done my way
Worker: but, dude, that doesnt work
Boss: Yes, it does. You see i graduated college, so i'm right.

Worker: dude, you're a McTard-muffin...

2. You sit down at work, only to realize you put your lunch on the seat.

3. Person 1: then i was like dude stop talkin shit or im gonna...

Person 2: dude stfu, you're a McTard-muffin. that didnt happen

by brendanbowenisamctardmuffin December 10, 2009

Grand muffin

When your hitting your grandmother or someone's grandmother from behind and you bust your load on her ass making it look like a buttery muffin.

Forest went on a walk to Lieutenant Dan's grandmother's house looking to pick up a homemade Cheryl pie but ended up getting grandma Dan a grand muffin on her ass.

by Backstreet boys June 26, 2018

Muffin Mittens

When the clitoris of a vagina is so large and fatty that it gets cold and you have to put socks in your underwear.

"Yo my clit is so cold rn."

"Oh, just put on your muffin mittens."

by Whatupdoc October 9, 2014

minge muffin

When somebody is being an arsehole and they need to get a life

You're such a minge muffin Brian!!!

by Johnny2560 August 18, 2017

surprise muffin

When you go to perform fellatio on someone and there is a particularly surprising amount of pubic hair.

Sarah met a guy on Friday night with no hair on his arms or legs, but when she went to give him a blowjob he had a Surprise Muffin.

by Yep_checks-out August 6, 2018

Muffin bite

It's when one person does the butter churner sex position but instead the second person eats out there booty and/or pussy.

Babe can you muffin bite me tonight?

by Capm28 May 3, 2021

Swick muffin

I don't know I just made it up; can't just put a word up and say it's a real word

Shut up Geoff it's your birthday you swick muffin

by Sophielol October 2, 2015