Extended Morning

When you sleep past noon and you don't want to admit it's the afternoon.
"It's after noon, but I just woke up. I suppose it's an extended morning, then."
by InfernalRites May 23, 2022
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Morning streak

The naked run made In the morning from the bedroom to the bathroom.
I nearly got spotted making the morning streak today
by Buckaroo00 June 23, 2017
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morning glory muffin

I had to wash the sheets after my wife's morning glory muffin juices.
by BeefBallsagna October 19, 2022
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monster morning

Ready to have a great day and be prepared for anything

1.)When you wake up really early and have a long day ahead of you and unless u have a bfc of monster you will not make it through the day.

2.)To get through classes you stop to buy a bfc of monster to stay awake.

Fun fact: in primitive times this was achieved by copious amounts of coffee and more recently Mountain Dew
1.)"Paul has been here all day and is still kicking ass." "Yea he had a monster Morning so he's ready for anything.
2.)To insure jimmy did not get suspended for falling asleep in class again he decided to make it a monster Morning.
by Solelessmatt7 March 18, 2016
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Morning mouthwash

A morning mouthwash is when a person wakes up another one by spunking in their mouths leaving a morning mouthwash
Guy1: I totally gave him a morning mouthwash this morning

Guy2: damn bro that’s nasty!
by Frank Reynolds has aids September 14, 2018
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Hood morning

A friendly way of saying good morning from your friendly neighborhood hood rat
by Issa bootyhoe March 28, 2021
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A sarcastic expression used to communicate veritable nonchalance for a particular activity or thing. This phrase is generally used in conversations aimed at dismantling the positive impact or benefit of saving inconsequential sums of money.
Person 1: Bro, if we hurry and leave for the concert at 7 pm we can get $5 off the price of tickets!

Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.
by FrenchOnion February 05, 2024
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