cheese monster

An individual who brings anger to many people without even trying.

Me: Do you know Jim
Cunt: Screw Jim man he' s a fucking cheese monster
Me: You're the cheese monster you silly goose.

by Saucyjim44 April 24, 2017

monster boy

Comparing a high level of regret to that felt by a legendary 90's garage artist who; unlike other artists to apologise through the medium of song (i.e. Akon and Madonna)- is truely sorry!

"I am monster boy sorry I nailed your mum....again"

by DangerousAntony October 29, 2009

milking the monster

masturbate

"I was alone and horny so i was MILKING THE MONSTER"

by Chip Shpeedler August 23, 2011

Monster Meat

One's large male reproductive organ.

Yo, look at Derek's monster meat!

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

Grundle Monster

A mysterious green monster that runs around picking peoples grundles with his grundle claw while the other hand is in his ass.

Better wipe good or the grundle monster will get ya!

by Grundle Fairy December 20, 2012

Boobie Monster

A person with a rack so big, it's looks like there is a two-headed monster in their shirt.

Amy is such a boobie monster, for halloween she is going to draw faces on her tits and go as a three headed alien!!

by alimegz September 15, 2010

Putty monster

A girl who absolutely loves eating semen.

dude she swallowed every bit of my cum she is a fucking putty monster!!!!!

by shockwaves81 June 14, 2015