a boring ass game that for some reason virgin Redditors and 12-year-olds like to worship because god forbid you don't like Minecraft or play Fortnite. This game used to be so damn good before it was overcomplicated by Mojang and was being cult-like worshipped by Redditors.
by Cheese Wonton May 27, 2022
''Minecraft'' is a place where all the worlds pedophiles hide out with everyone from 4-30 year old people (usualy the 30 year olds are on the edge to suicide thats why they go to ''Minecraft'' to get some naked 11 year old girl Pants)
Paul:Hey wanna go get down in some 11 year old pants
Jake:Oh yeah where are we gonna find that?
Paul:Minecraft dude
Jake:Oh yeah where are we gonna find that?
Paul:Minecraft dude
by Logan paul Jake October 24, 2017
A very good game about a guy named Steve who decided to build a house out of the dirt he just beat up from the ground. Later on, Steve decides to throw an eye of an Enderman and he finds a cool portal underground.
He then goes in and finds the Ender Dragon who is big and fat and dies to his powerful diamond armour which in real life is too fragile and would most likely break. He then spends 10 minutes on Youtube trying to learn how to collect the dragon's egg. He then goes home to his dirt shack and for the rest of the time he spends in this world he gets a lot of crap from hell including Netherite and Wither skulls, and then accidentally dies to a creeper, and never returns.
He then goes in and finds the Ender Dragon who is big and fat and dies to his powerful diamond armour which in real life is too fragile and would most likely break. He then spends 10 minutes on Youtube trying to learn how to collect the dragon's egg. He then goes home to his dirt shack and for the rest of the time he spends in this world he gets a lot of crap from hell including Netherite and Wither skulls, and then accidentally dies to a creeper, and never returns.
Fortnite nerds: Minecraft is dead
Minecraft nerds: No
Google Trends: No
Youtube: No
Reddit: No
Twitch: No
Dream: *speedrunning intensifies*
Minecraft nerds: No
Google Trends: No
Youtube: No
Reddit: No
Twitch: No
Dream: *speedrunning intensifies*
by dacooldictionaryguy March 01, 2021
A very cool game, made originally by Markus Persson, and now owned by Microsoft. Minecraft wasn't it's original name, it was named by Markus, Cave Game, then he renamed it into Minecraft. Minecraft is a super cool game where you can build anything you desire, play in creative mode to literally become GOD, play in adventure to experience a map that you or your friends built, play in spectator to annoying your friends, or play in survival and experience what Minecraft truly is!
by BlockyMan February 26, 2024
Minecraft is a sandbox game produced by mojang it has soon been purchased by windows. The game consists of pickaxes axes shields shovels and swords animals. And Temples ruins. Etc. It was first made in 1953
by Mary anne d altiza July 09, 2021
-Joe the dinner is getting cold , and your brother and i have been waiting for 10 minutes for you to come down.
-MOM , I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT.STFU.
-Your grounded . And your dad does'nt love you anyway.
-MOM , I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT.STFU.
-Your grounded . And your dad does'nt love you anyway.
by MongoPsykos December 03, 2018