morningo

A unique way to greet your co-workers! So unique that it's been copyrighted!

Ionu: Morning!
Raul: Morning!
Tomasz: Morningo®!

by asdfjklboom March 5, 2019

morning sneeze

Wet dream

Man I morning sneezed and have to change my pants

by Homie number 3 May 9, 2019

Morning Logging

In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.

Person1: Yo, Morning Logging was amazing last night
Person2: what are you, fucking stupid?

by My grandma just ate some prune June 25, 2019

Morning tea

A dick with aids

That slut had morning tea coming

by Eagle636 March 24, 2019

Morning blush

When ur face start to burn first thing you wake up and check ur phone

Holy fuck stop giving me the morning blush

by Morningblush July 21, 2019

Mornings

A greeting popularised by Cape Coloureds in South Africa. They say "mornings" instead of "morning" just in case they don't feel like talking to you for the rest of the week, the 's' makes up for the other days

Person 1: Jy, you don't greet!

Person 2: Naai my broe I said 'Mornings' last Tuesday!

by Mettie July 30, 2019

MorningBarker

MorningBarker is a man who runs a gay bar and mostly goes by the name kai. He dislikes wallabies

Jim: look at that MorningBarker

Whole gay bar: ok then

by Maudical5 September 9, 2019