three martini lunch

The three martini lunch, otherwise known as the alcoholics version of a two martini lunch. Generally used to refer to people who have too much time and nothing to do with it (see example).

Person A: "Man, fedex isn't going to deliver the package i need till 2:00!"

Person B: "Well then, go have yourself a three martini lunch!"

by AA March 22, 2005

LunchBox

1. A morbidly obese, unclean, and overall dirty human being. Usually has messy, un washed hair, dandruff, and large stashes of pornography hidden in crevices in his room.

2. A box.... that holds lunch and or other objects you might generally find in a box.

Fatass: ...*takes a bite of doughnut*

Ricky: OMG look at how fat that kid is!
Dan: I know! He is such a lunchbox!

by M. Jackson February 3, 2007

lunchtabler

1. The nickname of the guy who draws lunchtable.
2. The name for the guy who steals lunchtables.

Look. It's the lunchtabler.

by Darrell M. Stark February 3, 2004

lunch time soccer

Lunchtime - the time we do it
Soccer - what we do

Lunchtimesoccer - the best thing ever

Can't wait for Lunch Time Soccer can u?

by peterwooo January 11, 2008

Lunch Room Whore

A person who exhibits whore like qualities in a lunchroom dining facility.

Oh Janice was such a lunch room whore this afternoon.

by Tyrannosaurus Rex Man June 2, 2012

Laugh Lunch

To vomit, to be sick, to regurgitate

I ate so much i laughed lunch all over the carpet

by Wise Man July 11, 2003

hobo lunch

When someone ejaculates in a woman's asshole (or man's asshole if you're into that kind of stuff.) Then he or she farts. And most of the cum in the asshole sprays or seeps out. This process often turns the white semen a stanky brownish color; quite like a hobo.

Aw man, what stinks?

Oh, that's just some left over hobo lunch.

Ok, that's whats so stanky.

by snitches-aint-zhit January 4, 2013