chip the keeper

a term commonly used in soccer, this term also refers to an underground sexual fetish that is one of many to employ varying degrees/types of sexual acts involving snack food (Doritos, Fritos, etc.), the most popular of which - in this particular ftish act - are "Lay's Rippled Potato Chips." Often, a "Chip Fetishist" - or Chipisht, as they call themselves - will crumble Lay's Potato Chip products over the body of one's lover and the two people will proceed to rub their bodies together until their skin reaches an optimal oily texture. The secreted scent of the Lay's Potato Chip is considered an aphrodisiac by Chipishts. This particular action is called 'chipping the keeper.'

Tonight, babe, we should chip the keeper. You bring the Lay's, I'll bring the dip.

by kdawg April 10, 2003

Keepin' it real

(verb) the involuntary act of living a day to day struggle to survive. Living life with an eye toward survival with no pretention. Promoting or adopting a realist view toward day to day interactions with others.

See also Keepin it Gangsta, Bein real, real.

...Keepin it real packing steel, getting high, cuz life's a bitch and then you die.
--Nas "Life's a Bitch"

by El Nacote December 6, 2004

keeping the census down

relieving yourself sexually as to not be forced pull a Kobe (see Tyson style) and create an unwanted "keep a nigga baby".

Your Mom was busy, so I just spent some time keeping the census down.

by long duck dong September 4, 2003

Keeping it cubed

Awesome cubed, the phrase pretty much makes no sense...but go figure.

That bitch was off the chain, shit...Tyrone know that Tiphernie be keepin' it cubed! keeping it cubed

by LeShondre January 20, 2009

keeptube

an add on for for firefox that can be used to download youtube videos in a number of formats.

I used keeptube to download prank calls on youtube.

by Ecogeek777 March 6, 2010

~ Keeping Up With The Andrea's

To maintain status of the highest level keeping your associates frustrated with envy.

~ Keeping Up With The Andrea's is not worth it. It's not as easy as Andrea makes it look :/

by j2thet2thea2thel August 24, 2011

Keeping it realer

Someone who can really "keep it real" See: Keeping it realSome people can just keep it realer than others.

(While getting the shit beatin outa her) What Tynesia didn't know was that all of these women were in serving consecutive life sentences...Obviously they were "Keeping it Realer."

by Big PBARLOW March 15, 2004