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lil johnny 

New Zealand's drift king. Often spotted drifting in a Nissan Cefiro.
yofuk yo lil johnny, hit it! HIT IT NIGGA! YEEEEEAAHHHH!
lil johnny by katsukid October 26, 2019

Bling Johnny 

Bling Johnny is God. Bling Johnny is life. Bling Johnny is life.
Person 1: EYO IS THAT BLING JOHNNY!?

Person 2: IT IS

Person 1: *dies because of holy bling*

A Johnny derp fan 

A person who is so stupidly biased for johnny depp they don't even realise it
That guy is clearly a johnny derp fan if he can't see they were both abusers

Ethiopian Johnny

The act of “going blackface” with someone’s, or one’s own feces.
“Oh boy, how I love a good Ethiopian Johnny in the morning!”

“Dude, I can the smell that that chick got an Ethiopian Johnny last night from here!”
Ethiopian Johnny by Butter_Mage January 26, 2023

Long Johnny 

A term to describe a man's ginormous erect penis.
When I was with Sarah she gave me a long johnny
Long Johnny by Rionox February 8, 2023

Pulling a Johnny

Pulling a Johnny means flirting with someone a lot with no intentions of a a relationship with them at all. You might even be seeing someone, but that doesn't stop you from telling the victim that they actually have a chance with you.
"You're gonna take Katy out?"
"Nah, I'm pulling a Johnny on her."