on jones

on jones is a way of affirming that what you or somebody else is saying is true. very similar to saying "on god" except jones is stronger and more powerful than god so it's more meaningful. other common uses are "on my sister" "on jewbird" "on gang" among others..
<person1> yo michael buble's voice is like listening to a thousand angels singing at once

<person2> on jones my dude
by chunky111 June 08, 2022
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jack jones

the most handsome dude you will ever fucking meet
look at jack jones and how he pulls all the hoes at adr
by a random girl2424424 January 21, 2025
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Ciaran Jones

Ciaran jones is the most handsome and sexually pleasing person you will ever meet, Ciaran will spit on you to loob you up and then completely plow you for hours. he has a gorgeous smile and is tall dark and handsome he is also good with kids (like very good). he is open to pegging and is so attractive to all genders, he makes lesbians have second thoughts. his testicles are filled to the brim with spunk its like and ice cream machine and boy is it a hot day. if he was an ice cream hed be a lolly ice because he is so tasty to suck.
woah Ciaran Jones is it all in yet? oh ok how disappointing.

Ciaran Jones do you ever clean your arse?
you have bum fluff back here Ciaran Jones
did you wax your pubes? Ciaran Jones
by hunky hendo May 23, 2022
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jack alexander jones

Noun ~ A special brerd of vulture, one descendant from jewish culture. Particularly enjoys self pleasuring and being stingy. Large figure in the gay community
That Jack Alexander Jones really is a SPECIAL breed
by AshizzleMnizzle April 17, 2018
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Darna Jones

Darna Jones is the greatest gift to human kind. She is an angel who lives on earth. She is a gem so precious and shes priceless.
If you have a Darna Jones your purpose in life is completed.
by Ding Dong Dantes January 25, 2022
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Steve bino/lee jones

Fat fucking retards that are attracted to kids. They are usually called a “nonce
Steve bino/lee jones is a nonce
by acmed from footy chat November 20, 2021
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Reagan Jones

A short cocky loud kid who drinks a lot
All Reagan Jones does is drink beer
by Braker541 December 17, 2019
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