irish boxer

to slap a girl in the nose with your boner till she bleeds

i gave her an irish boxer last night look at her nose.

by gatorboy34974 February 22, 2009

Irish Lullaby

Incoherent druken babbling.

Hittita totta-toe-tatay (Irish Lullaby!) Doncha love potaters. Angela's ashes rawr!!!!1

by Why do I have a t-shirt cannon January 14, 2011

Irish Spiderman

When you get so piss drunk that you have to use the wall to walk to hand over hand walk your way around.

You-"Wow dude he is pretty torn up"
Your friend- "HAHA wow dude he looks like an Irish Spiderman"

by Karl_Franz July 15, 2010

irish twister

When a group of 3 or more drunk people start a scuffle in a bar that gets out of hand quickly

Oh man I almost lost my drink there when that fight broke out....

Gotta be careful around those irish twisters

by Poppa Paradise May 12, 2016

Irish beatdown

The act of asserting vengeance upon another with a sack of potatoes.

Seamus fucked Sully's girl behind his back, so Sully gave him an Irish beatdown.

by Guitarwolf May 26, 2012

Irish Handshake

An Irish Handshake is a sexy ass spanking by an Irish (sometimes Scottish) man just before sex.

Meir gave me a very memorable Irish Handshake before fucking me all night long; my ass was still pink in the morning.

by CyAdora October 26, 2011

Born Irish

When a man is Irish and has a small penis. So small that it takes a magnifying glass and tweezers to find it.

Man: "C'mon...I've got what you want."
women; "Doubt it, you were Born Irish"

by Irish Queen March 28, 2011