running into a stiff breeze

It's like everything you do, say or see is taking a toll on your health unneccessarily.

Friends seem to be 'extra-hard work to socialise with.

Like you are extra tuition learning for school and the teacher always marks your paper down or criticise your effort.

You try and please your girlfriend and buy her flowers but she thinks youve done something wrong and criticises you with suspicious remarks.

You dress smartly for an event but people call you a 'poof'

"Hey Bob, that car you brought was a lemon can't you buy anything decent"?

B:"When making buying decisions-feels like I'm always running into a stiff breeze"!

by Goosebump11 November 30, 2011

Skipped into a wall

To inflict great bodily harm upon oneself while in a state of severe inebriation

A: Dude, what happened to her? Looks like she broke her leg.

B: Oh, you didn't hear?

A: No.

B: She went out drinking with some coworkers Saturday night, got completely tanked and totally skipped into a wall.

by SwampRob November 4, 2011

Tapping into

To have sex with someone -- generally male about female

Guy to his friend: Dude, are you tapping into that?

by Taleteller March 28, 2012

Shouting into The Void

To shout into an open vagina.

Raul had been going down on her for nearly an hour when his jaw locked and he could not seem to communicate to Raquel that she needed to release her thighs and stop grinding against his face. Finally, he resorted to shouting into the void. The sticky echo registered, and medical attention was sought.

by Carmex4theSoul June 10, 2015

see into

see someone naked in the shower with a big black chiken

i see into you

by aliseedman February 23, 2017

ripped into

To be told off, to be bitched out.

Kara and Kayla ripped into Landon when they found out he was a fuckboy and hurt their friend.

by Kickin.heat March 9, 2017

Skert into the bowling ball

When a fat kid walks onto the road unaware of you the driver and due to the body mass of the individual creates the car to flip as many times as James Bond in Casino Royal

individual 1: "Skert into the bowling ball lol."
individual 2: "Ahahahaha, I hope the car is alright lol."

by EnDo_Cheezuz May 15, 2017