A morning Bro

it's a dude who likes coffee and simple explanations of complicated things in life.

Dude, I am a morning bro, just spare me the details.

by TheMorningBro January 8, 2023

Morning

When you wake up.

"Morning is not a time of day, it is the time when you wake up."

by lookatmylilgremlinsgo October 30, 2022

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast all while on the toilet.

Ethan, I know you're having a Good Morning and God Bless, but hurry up and finish your fucking egg salad, your carer needs to brush her teeth.

by ReanimationXP May 23, 2018

morning ninja

Stealthily surprising your partner while they sleep by erotically waking them in a sensual way.

(press 7 for fellatio)

its 3 am. ------(insert morning ninja here)------ now its 3:30 am

sneak sneak sneak... NINJA SURPRISE!!!...

by drivingmissdaisy September 6, 2011

Good morning and god bless

When you go take a shit and bring coffe and breakfast into the bathroom

“I need the bathroom what are you doing”

“I’m doing a Good morning and god bless I need like 20 more minuets”

by Nahb32 May 23, 2018

Morning Elephant

A commentary artist on youtube, works alongside Presumptious Zoodles(A.K.A PZ) also goes by ME. Originates in williams lake by the person James T.

Hey man, Morning elephant did a video last night! was incredible!!!!

Yeah I heard Presumptious Zoodles helped too!

by Morning Elephant A.K.A ME November 28, 2010

Nighty Morning

The period of day between night and morning.

Person 1: Nighty Morning!
Person 2: Shut up with that overused phrase!

by everybody-anybody-nobody June 4, 2023