Shop Guys

A group of people who are obnoxious, stinky and generally dumb.

Look at those shop guys screwing around in the shop.

by mikeybaby69420 May 18, 2022

Windows-shopping

Spending time looking at items on on-line shopping sites but ultimately buying nothing.

A: Last night I was looking at Amazon, EBay, a whole bunch of sites....

B: Wow, how much did you buy?

A: Oh, nothing, I was just Windows-shopping.

by Doro's Mama January 21, 2016

driving to the shops

Giving two Asian men handjobs, at the same time!

She's driving to the shops with those two Asian men!

by ToddPacker December 13, 2023

Shop Rocket

A working class person who rats on their brothers or sisters (coworkers) or try’s to speed up work. In an attempt to impress their bosses and make their coworkers look bad.

Jeff/Susan must have taken their stimulants today. They are moving like a shop rocket.

by Upton2025 May 15, 2025

Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"

Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!

by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014

Use code Not_Jelo in the Item Shop

It's used when you need to use code Not_Jelo in the item shop and if you don't Gone will tell you to stfu!

Treat: I will use code *****
Gone: STFU TREAT USE CODE NOT_JELO IN THE ITEM SHOP

by Use code Not_Jelo March 30, 2019

Twin Oaks Shopping Center

A large strip mall in Agoura Hills, CA that acts as the "shopping mall" of the area. Mainly because the mall companies wouldn't be caught dead building an actual mall in this crappy of an area. It is full of stores and businesses that closedown within a week either because of horrible business management, crushing business taxes, or shoplifted blind by the wannabe-gangsta kids of the neighborhood. During the day it is crowded with brainless girls doing tik-toks with Starbucks in hand, and at night it's crowded with the wannabe-gangstas that go to Agoura High and drunk college kids (that don't even live ANYWHERE in the area) that throw bottles at you if you get too close. (Speaking from experience).

"Did you hear what happened at the twin oaks shopping center?"

"Was there a fire? Did someone get shot? Just tell me all ready..."

by plus-size albert December 22, 2020