Garbage in human form

Similar to human garbage, but the difference is that a garbage in human form is in essence a garbage that's pretending to be a human, while human garbage is a human whose worth is about the same as a garbage.

Kitten A: Sally didn't feed us for 3 days. She's such a human garbage!
Kitten B: No, she's a garbage in human form.

Kitten A: what's the difference?
Kitten B: Read urban dictionary.

by Gaga2015 November 11, 2019

Eiffel Human Centipede

A sex position, similar to an Eiffel tower, but with 3 girls in the middle. It could either be a fully poly orgy, or simply 2 couples with an HBB (hot bi bitch) in the center of it.

"How about this, we have a 5-some but you won't fuck my chick and I won't fuck your chick. We would just have that extra chick in the middle of everything. Then we can high-5 with everything in the middle of it. It'd be like an Eifel Tower, but with a human centipede in the center. An Eiffel human centipede."

by Absentlung September 16, 2019

Micro sized human

A male 5”8’ or shorter described in a non appealing way, by a woman 5”9’ or taller

“I couldnt hit that because he was a micro sized human....”

by Iamtaller September 21, 2019

Human Hive Mind

The process of destroying individuality in the name of a single encompassing human consciousness. Commonly believed to lead to the end of all conflict, famine, genocide, and artistic expression.

"Within the next 10 years, humans will have evolved into the sustainable human hive mind species which will no longer possess self-destructive tendencies. It will however no longer see a use for artistic expression and beauty will lose all meaning."

by VincentKav April 2, 2017

human growth and development

What we call Sex Ed nowadays.

"Human growth and development teaches kids about save intercourse and puberty. It also teaches kids to be mature about their bodies!" the over-enthusiastic Sex Ed 'teacher' exclaimed her propaganda.

by ElizabethSchuyler123 April 10, 2017

Human Water Hose

When you shove a garden hose up your ass and put that fucker on jet, then hope for the best

I’m so close to committing human water hose right now!

by Mikeox big November 29, 2019

Human Dunce-cap

A cunt burger. Someone so unbelievably stupid they may as well be named Mordecai or Emily. A sub-human to the extent of being compared to an inanimate object. Basically, a chair so lazy and idiotic it would need to lie down before being used and subsequently break itself

Emily: I can't believe people don't like pickled lettuce on their pizza.
Sam: You fucking human dunce-cap

by kry0stat1s April 17, 2020