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History Bomb

Deleting any history of dirty things on your computer
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Guy #1 Dude thank god I history bombed my computer before my mom walked in to check it thank god.

Guy #2 Ya my mom would have beet me.
by SecretCPU May 13, 2011
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Canada's History

To recieve a blowjob with maple syrup spread on your dick while eating out a moose' pussy (or asshole) and watching the Stanley Cup.
I pulled a Canada's History yesterday with my girlfriend and this moose. It was amazing.
by Strumeister February 4, 2010
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History

It's a form of writing Word :"his story".
History was long and complicated but everyone get what they deserv.
by GRUBCIOHH March 13, 2023
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Canada's History

The act of filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup while wearing moose and doing some chick. You must then chug the maple syrup before ejaculating.
"Did you see that guy doing Canada's history?"

"Yeah, he only succeeded because of his thick dick sucking lips."
by hesusismighty February 4, 2010
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History

A set of made up stories compiled together to help brainwash majority of people. The _official_ method of producing such set is _speculation_. (source: Wikipedia). People who are capable to analyze material facts using cause-and-effect reasoning are kept away from compiling and presenting such sets. They are either lured into "exact" sciences such as physics, math, etc or made outcasts by the school system.
Nevertheless, history as a discipline seems like important for keeping the society to look civilized. At least on the surface. At least, in theory.
Ex1:
- According to history, Lincoln is credited with 1865 emancipation as the event exclusive to the USA and Lincoln's genius. Do you know when Russia emancipated its slaves?
- 1861, but it's not related.

Ex2:

- In 2022, in South Carolina they still teach their own history where Linkoln is an antagonist

Ex3: - It's well-known that history repeats itself.
- Well, that just means we can create alternative reality by telling people how we think they should have acted in the past.

(by the way Juneteenth, the official holiday, is celebrated each year because slaves technically were emancipated in 1863)
by Nikita1998 June 29, 2022
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clearing our history

1. The action of clearing your browser cache, cookies, history, etc in order to not get into trouble, or to hide what you have searched

2. Bludging so hard that if someone sees what you have looked up, you're dead!
Person 1: "How was your lesson?"
Person 2: "A full on bludge! We were just clearing our history the whole time!"
by 11001101010101010101 March 15, 2017
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Canada's History

Its a sexual act in where 5 women sit on top of a moose's antlers, covered in Canadian mayple syrup, having mini-sized Stanley Cup's jammed into their several orphases
OMG, DID YOU SEE THOSE GIRLS GET JAMMED WITH MINI-STANLEY CUPS INSIDE THEIR....OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD!!
*puke*
Canada's History always make me sick...
by a fan of the colbert report February 4, 2010
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