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looking his hole

A guy who is looking his hole is someone looking for a fuck
"Where is Joe this evening?"
"Oh. He has gone over to his girlfriend's house.
Her parents are away for the weekend and he is looking his hole."
by I. M. Stias April 9, 2006
mugGet the looking his holemug.

Chip on his Shoulder

A description given to someone (male or female), who has a sense of superiority (valid or not) due to either past successes or a personal belief that they are "better" than those around then.
Kobe Bryant sometimes carried a chip on his shoulder during his regular season games. But who could blame the guy, he outscored every man on the court in nearly every single game.

The college freshman had a chip on her shoulder because she was the star player on her high school softball team. She soon realized that every one of her new teammates, was also the star of their high school team. And she would have to earn the respect of her peers.
by Anthony Calvo July 20, 2017
mugGet the Chip on his Shouldermug.

I'm not his secratary

An aggrivated way to speak when frusterated at the circumstances.
Tricky Dick: I'm not his secratary, get his # your self!
Crazy Canderous: Looks like your full of the shit you talk hommie! It looks to me like your doing all his typing. Isn't that a secratary?
Tricky Dick: Fuck you!
C C: Never! Now bend over and let me kick your ass insted for goating me and using my name to post BS defs to piss people off because your so stuck on yourself. Doesn't that mean you are still in loathing faze?
T D: "Your A hooker! A Shame, a whore, a dime, a bitch, a .........."

C C: Is that all you've got. Name calling? Really? I mean if your too scared to adress me in public, what does that say about your stature? Not mutch if you ask me. Closet Case!
T D: They'll follow me! I'm not his secratary
C C: Have it! Let them worship your grownd ass pirate! Pet your wallyrous with you D club and congratulate each other all night long on becoming masters of the universe. But ask your self this. What's he "one" thing thats worth stealing and is truly what causes no trouble at all?
T D: What The...
C C: Second Base Hommie. The one thing people can steal and not get/cause trouble for/in stealing!

All I ever wanted you to know is that I cared for you enought to give you what you needed. Your choices. That woman over their that shows you true love every day. Works hard for you. That is what love is. Not who stole the heart. Who owns the heart, but who is always thier in your heart! Be free and know what love is-everywhere you look!
T D: Your pathologicaly crazy!
C C: That's what they tell sane people to make them pay for harmful meds and play follow the leader. I will always be some one you can trust to do the right thing for a friend. Even if that means putting myself on the line as the butt end of a harsh joke. I kept my promise. I'm right here if you want your friend back.
by NowYouKnowMeNiceToMeetYou July 16, 2010
mugGet the I'm not his secratarymug.

Pulling his goaly

Getting caught masterbating while being a hockey fan. See getting changed and Canada.
He was caught pulling his goaly
by Texanwithoutacause March 25, 2011
mugGet the Pulling his goalymug.

through his pants i see his balls

A lyrics from the song "hard on" sus version of stay calm and also something you can say to you're buddy when you see a guy with a very large penis
Friend:Yo bro look at that guy through his pants I see his balls!

Me:Well then stop looking at his genitalia!
by Mr.ivan February 24, 2022
mugGet the through his pants i see his ballsmug.

his infernal majesty

I see His Infernal Majesty is releasing another patch for Windows.
by tomte May 19, 2004
mugGet the his infernal majestymug.

bass in his voice

To grow a pair of balls and related signs such as voice deepening, standing taller, more assertive.
Used in older Eddie Murphy and Richard Pryor standup.

Dad to son: "Why don't you take that bass out your voice when you talk to me?"

Son (in emasculated voice): "Okay, dad!"
with no bass in his voice
by TipTapDASS June 26, 2021
mugGet the bass in his voicemug.

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