Goobs

A man that gets no bitches and has a sad life.

man 1: Bro i feel like such a goobs right now.

man 2: What does that mean?

man 1: i cant get any bitches bro.

by THELEGEND275697 April 1, 2022

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Goober Doofus

Your best friend who is an entertaining moron to watch, but is still a great lad to be with.

Guy-1: Jake you are the biggest goober doofus I have ever meet.
Jake: Look I didn't mean to run head first in that wall!
Guy-1: DUDE you put a head shaped hole in the wall.
Jake: Somebody put a wall in my way and that was that.
Guy-1: Oh my god Jake.

by You Didn't Have To Cu- April 26, 2022

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Gooby

Defining someone's muscle definition in their chest and abdominal region. Saying that ones abs don't count because they are just a skinny skeleton.

Your abs be gooby doog.

by Oh yeah I now her April 28, 2022

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gooba

Derived from "goober" - US prison slang meaning "dumb person". Used in Mexican-American hip-hop/trap communities since the early 2010s to refer to young rappers having been sentenced for their first time. Basically, a newbie rapper who's been to jail, a jail-virgin.

- That 69 song, gooba? WTF does it mean?
- Ese...

by Shadiac April 29, 2022

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