Give your girlfriend a hoodie day

On January 6th you must give your girlfriend a hoodie. It doesn’t matter how long you have been together just give her a hoodie.

Today’s give your girlfriend a hoodie day isn’t yet
Yea it is

by Midnightsky123 January 3, 2021

Get A Girlfriend Day

Get A Girlfriend Day is on February 5, and on that day people that are single are forced to have a girlfriend, if they don’t get one in the up coming month of March, they will be forced to throw it back until they do it.

Boy 1: hey man today is Get A Girlfriend Day

Boy 2:oh no

by K-9-47 January 5, 2021

Sloppy Joe from my Girlfriend

When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.

What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.

by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021

Joe's Girlfriend

Just a Republican Ariana Grande

Joe's girlfriend is sheltered

by BEAUTIFUL PERSON AKA WILLIS January 15, 2021

girlfriend

A good reason one gets bullied for

"Guess who's got a girlfriend?"

"Leave me alone asshole"

by fc2078 January 20, 2021

Girlfriend

Something that you and me both wished we had.

You: Hey wanna be my girlfriend
Sexy girl: ew no

by LoliHentaiCool February 2, 2021

Switch girlfriend day

August 19th switch partners with a friend that either has a girlfriend or a friend you think has a thing for your girl.

Omg its nearly switch girlfriend day whose ready to start trouble.

by Sheknowswho. February 6, 2021