Schrödingers Girlfriend

Shrödingers girlfriend is a term for a girl who is with you, but also with someone else (usually a homie). Observed when where you are both dating her, and not dating her simultaneously.

Synonyms include: homie hopper, hoeme, d.u.h.h

Friend 1: “yo are you exclusive with that chick?”
Friend 2: “I am Schrödingers Girlfriend, she is both mine and not mine. She for the whole team”

by Nigerian Scammer December 5, 2023

Switch girlfriend day

August 19th switch partners with a friend that either has a girlfriend or a friend you think has a thing for your girl.

Omg its nearly switch girlfriend day whose ready to start trouble.

by Sheknowswho. February 6, 2021

Girlfriend

People that steal your hoddies and has bad blood and It bleeds every moth for a week straight and still survives

Wait... now she's my girlfriend SHE HAS MY HODDIE

by ...sk..... September 16, 2019

Give your girlfriend a hoodie day

March 15th is give your girlfriend a hoodie day. Boys, hand em over.

Boyfriend: Hey, here's my hoodie
Girlfriend: Aww thank you! But why
Boyfriend: it's give your girlfriend a hoodie day!

by Iamnotaswiftie7642 March 11, 2025

Girlfriend

This could be a friend that’s a girl, or a girl you are dating.

Hey, thats my girlfriend over there.

by randomkidonine November 2, 2021

Perfect Girlfriend

Cassidy Westbrook

Wow she’s the perfect girlfriend, must be Cassidy Westbrook.

by Timmeh72649837294 May 19, 2023

Girlfriend

Something that does not exist.

Me: Dad, look, this is my Girlfriend !
Dad: There is notjing. Huh ?
Me: Exactly!!!

by Pekenjo Misa July 26, 2017