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Many a CV fetishist has been spotted performing sexual acts while stimulating himself with his CV.
Due to the invisible hand, this kind of selfish behaviour is typically good for society.
Many a CV fetishist has been spotted performing sexual acts while stimulating himself with his CV.
Due to the invisible hand, this kind of selfish behaviour is typically good for society.
Person 1. :What has Jack been doing lately?
Person 2: Jack is spending a semester in Kenya, building a school in the local community.
Person 1: I thought he hated negros.
Person 2: Yea, but he figured it looks good on a CV. He's kind of a CV fetishist.
Person 2: Jack is spending a semester in Kenya, building a school in the local community.
Person 1: I thought he hated negros.
Person 2: Yea, but he figured it looks good on a CV. He's kind of a CV fetishist.
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