Salad fingers

Possibly the most disturbing thing on YouTube, it chronicles the tales of a strange green man, Salad Fingers, who enjoys to rub rust on his body.

Person 1: Hey have you seen Salad Fingers?
Person 2: *cries*

by RegoNation July 3, 2017

finger pads

When people with long ass nails are trying to type inconspicuously in the office so they don't get hate mail.. they use their finger PADS. Not quite the tip, but instead the soft cushy part of their fingers.

OMG, Sally needs to learn to type with her Finger pads she's giving me a headache

by anon1239000 May 9, 2018

Freedom Finger

The act of giving the middle finger to somebody while in America

Welcome to America , home of the freedom finger

by Tripletwonder February 27, 2017

chilly finger

When you run your index finger under cold water and then stick it in ur bum hole

Mmm I think I'll ask my girlfriend for a chilly finger tonight

by Chillyfinger April 15, 2016

thin-finger

Verb: the act of dextrously typing without error.

Also, Noun: the agile tool of human history, useful for a variety of precise tasks.

Verb: I thin-fingered the hell out of those market orders; 120 days and counting with no misplaced digits.

Noun: I'm gonna give this qwerty phone the ole thin-finger, Mavis Beacon-style.

by art vandallay September 19, 2016

bung finger

The accidental one two punch of picking your ass and then your nose. Usually happens on a long couch surf where you ass pick and then an hour later try for some nose gold. The scent of musty chili ring gets ingrained in your nose and the decision to sniff and stay or wash and pray must be made.

Dude, i accidentally bung fingered last night . I had to flush by booger maker with vicks to kill the funk.

by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016

finger jogging

When your fingers are moving in a motion like jogging in order to sexualy please their partner.

"We were fooling around and he just started finger jogging me! It was like he ran a 5.k!

by Becksr May 16, 2016