by Dance Dance on your Ass February 28, 2009
Urban Dictionary: Immature Phuckwads Approve and then Delete Definitions as if they rule the street...instead of their bathrooms littered with Manga, Sheet: Urban means STREET and the STREET NEVER SLEEPS!
Candy-asses who don't have a clue, The circle jerk they made will be their undo. Doing each other, Urban Dictionary gets a real Screw, in a never ending battle for Doof, Crustis and the Amerika way, Urban Dictionary proves they suck each and every day.
You don't rule the street, we do. You prove it every time you refuse, to publish a definition, It should be your ambition, approval without any ill conceived precognition.
The street is REAL and needs no approval, especially from the likes of you? (You think A website makes you a Guru?) We shouldn't take the time to even try to clue you.
You do not represent the Street, Urban or anyone but chat room residents looking to have head-game fun.
It's clear, You Don't have a clue and you don't know the Street or Urban..Just a faggot-Ass group of teeny boppers Jerkin your own Gherkin.
Candy-asses who don't have a clue, The circle jerk they made will be their undo. Doing each other, Urban Dictionary gets a real Screw, in a never ending battle for Doof, Crustis and the Amerika way, Urban Dictionary proves they suck each and every day.
You don't rule the street, we do. You prove it every time you refuse, to publish a definition, It should be your ambition, approval without any ill conceived precognition.
The street is REAL and needs no approval, especially from the likes of you? (You think A website makes you a Guru?) We shouldn't take the time to even try to clue you.
You do not represent the Street, Urban or anyone but chat room residents looking to have head-game fun.
It's clear, You Don't have a clue and you don't know the Street or Urban..Just a faggot-Ass group of teeny boppers Jerkin your own Gherkin.
"SHEEET Homes, you mean the URBAN DICTIONARY approved that definition and then later on DELETED it just cause some CANDY ASS Teeny-Bopper doesn't like Rap?!!"
"No Man, It wasn't because the Bytches doesn't Like Rap...It's Cause they cant pull they're heads out of each others asses long enough to hit the street and get the real DOPE as to whats REAL URBAN...ANGST-ASS pathetic phuckwads!"
"Damn, sounds like they PASSENGER PIGEON(Ectopistes
migratorius)?" "Yeah, No Street Respect."
"Word." "Yeah Dawg, If Urban Dictionary wants Street (Urban) respect, then EVERY DEFINITION SUBMITTED NO MATTER WHAT THE CONTENT needs to be APPROVED after meeting editorial requirements and NEVER...NEVER DELETED." "WAY!"
"No Man, It wasn't because the Bytches doesn't Like Rap...It's Cause they cant pull they're heads out of each others asses long enough to hit the street and get the real DOPE as to whats REAL URBAN...ANGST-ASS pathetic phuckwads!"
"Damn, sounds like they PASSENGER PIGEON(Ectopistes
migratorius)?" "Yeah, No Street Respect."
"Word." "Yeah Dawg, If Urban Dictionary wants Street (Urban) respect, then EVERY DEFINITION SUBMITTED NO MATTER WHAT THE CONTENT needs to be APPROVED after meeting editorial requirements and NEVER...NEVER DELETED." "WAY!"
by Flash 22 January 30, 2008
Nowhere else does thumbing-down still do anything. Not on YouTube, not anywhere. Only on Urban Dictionary can you see the numerical ratio of thumbs-ups to thumbs-downs. inb4 this gets downvoted
by The Urban Dictionary Staff November 28, 2019
The hottest site on the net for police officers to figure out what the hell you are talking about. Please stop snitching out the underground by defining slang and codewords on this site.
Officer Tom - "We've reviewed the wiretaps, but I can't understand a damn word those niggers are saying."
Officer Dick - "I agree, Tom. These guys use all sorts of slang and codewords that we don't understand. It's becoming increasing difficult for our undercover officers to blend in during our investigations because they make up new words everyday."
Officer Harry - "Hey guys. No problem. We can just go to Urban Dictionary to decipher what they are talking about and we can present evidence in court, no problem. Hell, we can even pass this information to our officers in the field thus making our jobs alot easier."
Officer Dick - "Harry, you're a fucking genius! This site is terrific! 'That's a bet' basically means 'yes'. I had no idea."
Officer Tom - "Hey guys, I'm gonna go grab some coffee and doughnuts. Wanna come?"
Officer Harry - "That's a bet!"
*laughter*
Officer Dick - "I agree, Tom. These guys use all sorts of slang and codewords that we don't understand. It's becoming increasing difficult for our undercover officers to blend in during our investigations because they make up new words everyday."
Officer Harry - "Hey guys. No problem. We can just go to Urban Dictionary to decipher what they are talking about and we can present evidence in court, no problem. Hell, we can even pass this information to our officers in the field thus making our jobs alot easier."
Officer Dick - "Harry, you're a fucking genius! This site is terrific! 'That's a bet' basically means 'yes'. I had no idea."
Officer Tom - "Hey guys, I'm gonna go grab some coffee and doughnuts. Wanna come?"
Officer Harry - "That's a bet!"
*laughter*
by Word Is Bizzond March 18, 2008
by thefullmoon May 30, 2005
1. A place where weird people like to publish their own words and definitions.
2. A place to find weird shit people wanted the world to know.
2. A place to find weird shit people wanted the world to know.
Guy 1: DDDAAAMMMNNN!!!!!!!!! THIS URBAN DICTIONARY IS THE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: hmmm, curious george means your dick hanging out your shorts.... interesting.
Guy 1: I KNOW RIGHT!?!
Guy 2: are you flynn hammered?
Guy 1: PERHAPZ!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: hmmm, curious george means your dick hanging out your shorts.... interesting.
Guy 1: I KNOW RIGHT!?!
Guy 2: are you flynn hammered?
Guy 1: PERHAPZ!!!!!!!!!!
by Lovely Poet February 17, 2017
A relatively useful website that white people use to find out about slang words, unknown terms, or to show off to their friends.
by Gooseboi8 December 13, 2016