orphan crushing machine

The failures of capitalism that creates and crushes orphans.

Wow, that orphan crushing machine got voted down! Here's hoping we can vote to remove the current orphan crushing machine but it seems to be a hot topic these days.

by OverlordZorp March 27, 2023

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cotton candy crush

referred to guys (rarely girls) who seem perfect for you; however once you finally get a taste of him he's not all that you thought he would be, he doesn't satisfy you. Just like cotton candy.

She thought she liked him, but as soon as he shot his tongue down her throat, she realized he was just a cotton candy crush.

by Peach_A_Boo December 28, 2009

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1. When a heterosexual female has a crush on another female, who is often, but not always, in the media. Often platonic in nature.

2. Can also sometimes refer to when a bisexual or lesbian woman has a crush on a straight girl.

1. Jamie had a straight-girl crush on Hillary Clinton, but got over it quickly.

2. Poor Taryn always seems to be recovering from a straight-girl crush.

by Tarynn May 20, 2008

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Fag hag crush

When a sraight girl has a crush on a gay man.

Me:Damn! He is HAWT!
Friend:He's Gay.
Me: So? I have a fag hag crush on him!
Friend: A what?
Me: look it up on UD!

by X_XRAWRBITCHX_X May 16, 2009

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man crush monday

A day made up by closeted gay men who aren't ready to fully come out, but are also incapable of masking their homoerotic desires for more than 6 days a week.

Oh my gawd, you have you seen that dude's body? I totally beat off to him today -- no homo, though, because it's man crush Monday!

by freudmacgyver December 3, 2013

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