Wow, that orphan crushing machine got voted down! Here's hoping we can vote to remove the current orphan crushing machine but it seems to be a hot topic these days.
by OverlordZorp March 27, 2023
When you think you are 'straight' and meet someone of the same gender/sex that you seem to be attracted to in a romantic or sexual way. Can vary from person to person.
by Quin McGuire May 06, 2018
referred to guys (rarely girls) who seem perfect for you; however once you finally get a taste of him he's not all that you thought he would be, he doesn't satisfy you. Just like cotton candy.
She thought she liked him, but as soon as he shot his tongue down her throat, she realized he was just a cotton candy crush.
by Peach_A_Boo December 28, 2009
1. When a heterosexual female has a crush on another female, who is often, but not always, in the media. Often platonic in nature.
2. Can also sometimes refer to when a bisexual or lesbian woman has a crush on a straight girl.
2. Can also sometimes refer to when a bisexual or lesbian woman has a crush on a straight girl.
1. Jamie had a straight-girl crush on Hillary Clinton, but got over it quickly.
2. Poor Taryn always seems to be recovering from a straight-girl crush.
2. Poor Taryn always seems to be recovering from a straight-girl crush.
by Tarynn May 20, 2008
Me:Damn! He is HAWT!
Friend:He's Gay.
Me: So? I have a fag hag crush on him!
Friend: A what?
Me: look it up on UD!
Friend:He's Gay.
Me: So? I have a fag hag crush on him!
Friend: A what?
Me: look it up on UD!
by X_XRAWRBITCHX_X May 17, 2009
A day made up by closeted gay men who aren't ready to fully come out, but are also incapable of masking their homoerotic desires for more than 6 days a week.
Oh my gawd, you have you seen that dude's body? I totally beat off to him today -- no homo, though, because it's man crush Monday!
by freudmacgyver December 03, 2013
by uttam maharjan May 15, 2010