It's a nasal sex position that's like face fucking, but for your nasal cavity and using your 8 inch covid stick of course. Not as deep as "the lobotomy" tho.
Nowhere near deep enough, but it's up there.
Nowhere near deep enough, but it's up there.
"Ugh it was damn near tickling my brain"
"Ah so you got the covid test too?"
"Yeah, I tried blowing my nose afterwards for relief but there was too much for regular tissues and I think some of it leaked down my throat."
"Wait...what???"
"Ah so you got the covid test too?"
"Yeah, I tried blowing my nose afterwards for relief but there was too much for regular tissues and I think some of it leaked down my throat."
"Wait...what???"
by Kitcattictac420 October 04, 2021
Insult for sorting aquiring without reguard to the organism. Often from good people who Don't and won't over-populate The planet.
by astoria April 02, 2021
Read as “Covid-Omicron.” Also known as the B.1.1.529 or “Omicron” variant. WHO’s second “variant of concern” for South Africa—after the Beta variant (B.1.351)—that is thought to be more infectious and transmissible than the Delta variant, and can apparently bypass most of the protection offered by presently approved vaccines.
What are the odds that profit-driven vaccine makers would soon pressure folks who were recently boosted against the Delta variant to go for a fourth shot to protect themselves against the unprovenly deadliest Covid-𝜊?
by MathPlus December 02, 2021
by lsannarbor April 19, 2022
A Covid is a Cigarette Once Vaped Intentionally Dropped, in other words a cigarette that someone smoked, put out and left behind but still enough for another person to get a few hits off of
by Homo on the Range May 10, 2024
A pandemic that shows no signs of ending within a specified timeframe. It has significantly impacted daily life, health systems, and economies worldwide, leaving many uncertain about the future.
Everyone once thought COVID-19 would be over by summer 2020, but it feels like the pandemic is now still going strong with no end in sight as of December 2020.
by Emotional Cruiser July 19, 2025
When people bring up, mention, or bitch/groan about COVID-19 (Corona, coronavirus, the 'rona) so many times throughout the day that the person hearing it all becomes increasingly aggravated as the minutes tick by. Soon enough, when another person mentions COVID, the covid maxed individual may freak out and start screaming at people around them. The covid maxed individual may even punch a hole in the nearest wall.
Neighbor: How was your day?
Mom: I had to deal with COVID shutdows, COVID exposures, COVID cleansing precautions, COVID everything. So yeaaaaaa We're all going to die.
Dad: Hey! That COVID vaccine should move a little faster!
Covid maxed individual: Warning! I am now covid maxed! If another person mentions COVID I will likely lose my fucking mind!!!
Mom: I had to deal with COVID shutdows, COVID exposures, COVID cleansing precautions, COVID everything. So yeaaaaaa We're all going to die.
Dad: Hey! That COVID vaccine should move a little faster!
Covid maxed individual: Warning! I am now covid maxed! If another person mentions COVID I will likely lose my fucking mind!!!
by coffee_by_the_pot January 18, 2021