dude 1. Man I am hungry, we are stuck out in the cuts and don't have any food.
dude 2. Don't worry, there is a ton of corn dog grass that we can snack on out here.
dude 2. Don't worry, there is a ton of corn dog grass that we can snack on out here.
by T.J. Dubz March 11, 2011
Get the corn dog grassmug. When an individual feels offended by the truth in a statement u made & the thought of "Guilt" starts to set in, eating them alive from the inside out...
To break it down a bit more>>>
When someone makes a factual statement about a dislike in someone's negative attitude, habit or lifestyle, then simultaneously as that unfortunate individual comprehends the statement, the thought of "Guilt" starts to set in, eating them alive from the inside out. Thereafter the Guilt sometimes evolves into hate. Thus resulting in aggressive responses to that individual who made the statement.
To break it down a bit more>>>
When someone makes a factual statement about a dislike in someone's negative attitude, habit or lifestyle, then simultaneously as that unfortunate individual comprehends the statement, the thought of "Guilt" starts to set in, eating them alive from the inside out. Thereafter the Guilt sometimes evolves into hate. Thus resulting in aggressive responses to that individual who made the statement.
how to "Mash Your Corn"
You make a statement about women who bleach their skin & all the bad side effects of it...
Then a woman who bleaches feels offended because of the TRUTH you speak. So now is when the "Guilt" starts working its magic
She then starts to think:
I hate that person for talking about me like that...
Why did that person made that statement sound so bad?
Why did i start to bleach my skin?
Should i stop? because i feel so bad now about doing it...
Will those side effects happen to me?
Will i get back darker if i stop?
Do men still find me attractive?
....
Then after all the "worries & guilt" destroys her, she either try to contain whats left & let it out somewhere else or transform & channel all of it into hate towards the individual who made the statement.
You make a statement about women who bleach their skin & all the bad side effects of it...
Then a woman who bleaches feels offended because of the TRUTH you speak. So now is when the "Guilt" starts working its magic
She then starts to think:
I hate that person for talking about me like that...
Why did that person made that statement sound so bad?
Why did i start to bleach my skin?
Should i stop? because i feel so bad now about doing it...
Will those side effects happen to me?
Will i get back darker if i stop?
Do men still find me attractive?
....
Then after all the "worries & guilt" destroys her, she either try to contain whats left & let it out somewhere else or transform & channel all of it into hate towards the individual who made the statement.
by Res268 July 31, 2011
Get the Mash Your Cornmug. bang a girl, skeet inside her take your corn cob with no corn put it in. Let the jizz dry overnight. Next time have sex make her eat it.
by kp1929 June 26, 2008
Get the iowa cream cornmug. While performing a motorboat on a girl, the giver projectile vomits, sending the rancid, chunky liquid across the chest, shoulders, and neck area.
Similar by name to a pearl necklace, but typically a much less desirable outcome, though some with a vomit fetish may find it sexually arousing.
Similar by name to a pearl necklace, but typically a much less desirable outcome, though some with a vomit fetish may find it sexually arousing.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear about the party last night?
Guy 2: no, man...what happened?
Guy 1: Oh, this guy got to motorboat that hot girl in Chemistry, but he was so wasted he puked all over her. She almost started crying, and left the party.
Guy 2: Ha! I guess it was her first corn necklace!
Guy 2: no, man...what happened?
Guy 1: Oh, this guy got to motorboat that hot girl in Chemistry, but he was so wasted he puked all over her. She almost started crying, and left the party.
Guy 2: Ha! I guess it was her first corn necklace!
by FetishFloor August 31, 2011
Get the Corn necklacemug. Also known as: F.U.P.A (fat upper pubic area) But this version is NASTIER... Corn Beetus is a fat upper pubic area full of celluite .... nasty chuncky fat (also may be plagued by lesions and boils)
Beware you may loose your eye site if you look directly at one...
Beware you may loose your eye site if you look directly at one...
by Master of Knowledge July 22, 2012
Get the Corn Beetusmug. by joeydunk33 April 30, 2019
Get the Corn Cobbedmug. by cunninglinguistists August 6, 2009
Get the Corned-beef curtainmug.