barnacle

1. A small marine organism with a shell that clings to rocks and ships.
2. A clinging or dependent person or thing
3. A large zit or scab
4. An exclimation used by Sponge Bob Square Pants meaning "shit" or "fuck"

1. Based on the number of barnacles stuck to this sunken ship, I deduce that it must have been here for a while.
2. God, I hate Henry! The little barnacle won't leave me alone!
3. Did you see the barnacle on Lisa's face?! It was huge!
4. Patrick: "I'm not actually gay, Sponge Bob."
Sponge Bob: "Oh barnacles!!"

barnacle by D-Vo January 21, 2006

Word of the Day on March 6, 2024

Piggy Whipped

To be followed and/or pulled-over by the police.

While speeding inattentively, I noticed flashing lights in my rearview, only to realize I had just been piggy whipped.

Piggy Whipped by P.E. Whipple July 30, 2011

Word of the Day on March 5, 2024

tofu dreg

Chinese slang for cheap, shoddy, unsafe, or otherwise inadequate construction. Tofu dreg projects are relatively common in China due to poor building materials, corrupt government inspectors, overly ambitious building schedules, and a lack of care from builders. Features of tofu dreg projects include leaking pipes in new buildings, to no water at all in fire suppression systems, sinkholes, partial to total collapse of buildings. In some cases, concrete and masonry can be destroyed with bare hands, steel rebar can be broken with a few taps on a hard surface.

Many buildings collapsed during the 2008 Sichuan Earthquake that wouldn't have otherwise, had they not been Tofu Dreg constrution.

tofu dreg by Ambassador of Cupid August 18, 2023

Word of the Day on March 4, 2024

sistren

girls or women who are not real sisters but who are considered as such; girls or women who share sisterly relations with one another.

All the sistren of the community have been called to a meeting on the village common.

sistren by uttam maharjan December 3, 2010

Word of the Day on March 3, 2024

poo haiku

Poems, messages, etc. written in rest room stalls

Here I sit broken hearted,
Sat right down and only farted.

This is a tee-pee
For you to pee-pee.
Not a wig-wam
To beat your tom-tom.

Man's life ambition must be small
To write a message on a shithouse wall.

Some of the poo haiku masterpieces of Thomas Crapper...or George Michael...

poo haiku by La Petomaine July 7, 2008

Word of the Day on March 2, 2024

hateration

the action of hating

i sense some serious hateration

hateration by that chik ovver there February 14, 2012

Word of the Day on March 1, 2024

Vox pop

Short for Vox Populi, the Latin term for "voice of the people" often used to describe an interview with a person who is not an expert, and who is not directly involved with the issue at hand. Also called a "Man on the street" interview.

Guy1: Did you see that Vox pop interview on the news last night?
Guy2: Yeah, that dude was an asshole, he can choke on his own vomit for all I care.

Vox pop by WallyTheLobster January 2, 2009

Word of the Day on February 29, 2024