Chris Mac 

A crack head with chapped lips who either cheats or is cheated on. He is often cycled very hard by a stripper like girlfriend.

Chris Mac bought Rory a Gucci belt and she got with a Greek the next night.

Chris Mac by Deepdickdan February 14, 2019

Chris Trepidation 

A fictional character created from a misheard lyric from the Harry Styles song, "Fine Line." The original joke was in the form of a Whisper meme from the Instagram account @girlbossharry, saying, "who the fuck is Chris Trepidation 😭😭" over a screenshot of the song on Spotify.

Harry Styles: Crisp trepidation / I'll try to shake this soon
Fan: Who the fuck is Chris Trepidation??

Chris Trepidation by sneakingoutlate September 26, 2021

Chris Hansen 

The #1 guy who got fucked in the ass by Fleece Johnson

Fleece Johnson: I sees ya Chris hansen, I likes ya and I wants ya, now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours

Chris Handsome: well I don’t think you and I will be doing anything any kind of—

Fleece Johnson: Ok I see you choosing the hard way.

Chris Handsome: *gets fucked in the ass by Fleece Johnson*

Chris Hansen by BigBen2026 October 12, 2023

chris "fronzilla" fronzak 

An awesome lead singer of the most badass deathcore band ever, Attila.

Chris "Fronzilla" Fronzak writes a lot of vulgar lyrics.

chris "fronzilla" fronzak by Their Number One Fan September 15, 2013

Chris Sharma 

The most badass pebble wrestler of the Universe. The rock whisperer. The rock climber that single-handedly changed the climbing industry. The man we wish we could be. He is the Rock NAVY Seal. The Chuck Norris of climbing, he makes the rocks come to him. Ok so he is a BAMF, end of story!

If you Chris Sharma the rock, the rock will do what you say.

Chris Sharma by Dale Yeah January 30, 2010

Chris Leavins 

The funniest guy on the internet today. writer, director, and producer of the internet show Cute With Chris, which has won numerous awards by popular vote. If you are that interested, WATCH THE SHOW DAMN LAZY!

Chris Leavins rocks.

Chris Leavins by Cat Anne June 11, 2008

Chris Brown Beat Down 

The act of physically asaulting a woman

Usually done in a manner simmilar to that of Chris Brown

Liam: This chick is driving me crazy, i need to tell her to stop

Joey: Nahhh just give her a Chris Brown Beat Down, She'll get the message

Liam: Good call

Chris Brown Beat Down by DIDHEJUSTSAYTHAT January 31, 2010