avetard trash can 

The trash can at The Ave is a fucking dumpster fire. It is always overflowing with trash and then the excess just sits on the floor of the avetard kitchen. Since an avetard is such a lazy fuckass, the trash gets taken out of there like once every every three months and there is mold growing inside of the trash can. Everything you can think of from beer cans to dead avetard fish can be found in the avetard trash can.

I went to go throw away my fast food trash into the avetard trash can but it was packed to its max capacity so I just threw the trash on the ground like I saw the avetards do earlier.

avetard trash can by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

i can dig elvis

The best and worst words you can say to a Destiel shipper.

Normal person: I can dig Elvis.

Destiel shipper: *muffled* I can't help falling in love with you.

i can dig elvis by Destielover May 1, 2018

Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib? 

When a friend of yours questions if he can come inside your residence when he will be met by you at your place of duties later.

Lamar: Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib?
Franklin: Man fuck you, I'll see you at work.

Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib? by Bruh6699 January 2, 2021

you can you up 

Translated from Chinglish. aka If you can do it then you should go up and do it. It's used against people who criticize others' work, especially when the criticizer it not that much better. Often followed by "no can no BB", which means "if you can't do it then don't even criticize it".

"That person does not deserve the award."
"You can you up"

you can you up by gingerdesu April 12, 2014

Not everyone can eat sandwiches 

Pointless nitpicking of a solution - especially with a cover of SJW-style pretentiousness masked as inclusivity. Like if someone had responded to "maybe I'll provide sandwiches for the office lunch," with "not everyone can eat sandwiches - what if they can't lift the bread with their hands because they're disabled, or what if their religion forbids sandwiches, or what if sandwiches are a trigger?"

Sue: "So I suggested maybe the girls from bookclub would like a movie night to see the film of the book we just read, and Karen kept going on about how we needed to check to make sure there weren't any triggers in the movie, and see if we needed to post a flashing-lights warning."

Bob: "Does anyone in the bookclub actually need that?"

Sue: "No. She just likes being a Not Everyone Can Eat Sandwiches pain in the ass."

Bob: "I hear you. I got a guy at the office who says it would be unfair to offer team lunches as a reward for people because it excludes those who practice intermittent fasting. We don't even have anyone that does that - but hey, he says one day we might, and then that person might feel excluded."

Not everyone can eat sandwiches by Mai Ainsel April 7, 2021

tomato can 

In fighting sports, a tomato can is a fighter with low skills who is brought in to pad the record of more promising fighters and give them more ring experience. They are expected to lose. Most professional boxers of any note have dozens of wins in their early careers over tomato cans. The name is believed to come from the fact that tomato cans "leak" red fluid (blood) like a can of tomato sauce.

Bobby "the Fist" Punchalot looks pretty tough, but he's just a tomato can.

tomato can by B@lth@z@r June 17, 2017

You can take the boy out of the war 

You can take the boy out of the war, but you can't take the war out of the boy.

In PTSD symptoms you see that you can take the boy out of the war but you can't take the war out of the boy.

You can take the boy out of the war by I, Wreckerrr November 8, 2018