Red Ink Calligraphy

A sexual act in which one partner holds in their urges to urinate for a day or two, and eats and drinks the worst kinds of junk foods and alcohol, conjuring a vigorous bladder storm inside, and when it is finally unbearable, they release their blood coloured piss onto their sexual partner.

1: Hey bro why do you smell so awful?

2: Me and my partner performed the sacred practice of Red Ink Calligraphy, and I didn't have time to shower...

by Paleo-Fecal Investigator March 24, 2020

The Pot Calling the Kettle Black

Yasuo mains saying Queens of Leauge users are weird

Yasuo Main: Omg QOL users are weird
QOL user: Not the Pot calling the kettle black

by IDK ME I Guess October 6, 2021

Allah is calling

"allah is calling" is the best shirt ever created. U can find it on Amazon. It is a shirt that says "Allah is calling" with one red button that says decline and one green button that says accept.

Person 1: Ayo is that the "allah is calling" shirt?
Person 2: Yes it is.
Allah: *Starts calling the shirt*
Person 2: *Starts levitating*

by Amonaly March 8, 2022

Denniel Shan Callilung

a person that has a small pp

Girl: Denniel Shan Callilung has a small pp I saw it when he was wearing a small shorts.

by dawanandonly March 30, 2022

The S is calling

The s refers oftem to a spliff, to where the term S comes from but may also be a joint or blunt. You will often hear university students say the S or S is calling in the evening, this refers to the high calling to them after a long day and it used to discreetly leave a room and inform people of a sesh. This is often used to hide the motives from a larger group or from non smokers and is primarily used in Ottawa but is also gaining popularity in other parts of Ontario specifically Peel region as well as Hamilton, Kingstown & Saint Catherine

"I gotta take this call, I'll be back."
"Is the S calling?"
"Yes."

"Guys I thinks the S is calling."
"Ahhh shit, I knew it"

"What's up with him?"
"I think the S called."

by Livzzi January 8, 2023

noise is calling pick up phone

A meme where the noise from the 2023 indie game pizza tower calls the main protagonist peppino. With the ring tone being "Noise is calling pick up phone" repeated

Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone

by Imthehamman June 30, 2023

Intent-based cold calling

Triggering automatic call tasks on Apollo.io and parallel dialing those prospects on Salesfinity.co to get instant call connects while leads are red hot.

I am making intent-based cold calling to get higher conversion.

by Cold calling master August 14, 2023