Commonly used by dads and/or parental figures above 40 to insult facial features.
Definition may also vary to the act of shitting in someone’s mouth while pissing up their nose for pleasure.
Definition may also vary to the act of shitting in someone’s mouth while pissing up their nose for pleasure.
“Hey son, I hate your crap lowsey face!”
“Dad I promise it wasn’t what it looked like, Sarah just fell on my face I swear.”
“Dad I promise it wasn’t what it looked like, Sarah just fell on my face I swear.”
by Bobdyllanjohncolt April 01, 2022
1) material that needs to be dressed away from plants.
2) slang term for red feces caused by high iron intake.
2) slang term for red feces caused by high iron intake.
1) You need to clean that chunky crap from them plants so you can get down to the nitty gritty.
2) What a horrible chunky bowel movement.
2) What a horrible chunky bowel movement.
by Robard June 16, 2007
Small Stuff, some times exaggerated into appearing to be more than what it is. Trivial minutia which appears relevant but later is determined to be ant crap. Details.
Sort of related to ant, being small.
Related to Piss ant as an example of ant crap.
Sort of related to ant, being small.
Related to Piss ant as an example of ant crap.
by AntWonka March 31, 2007
Da reply dat you snortingly give when an advertisement singingly asks, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
Unlike many car-buyers, service-garages aren't gonna say, "No, because they're crap" when asked if they will work on Fords --- those fragile unreliable rust-buckets (FORD stands for "Fix Or Repair Daily" or "Found On the Road Dead") are largely what keep said establishments in business, since so many repairs are required to keep these blue-oval-badged junk-heaps rolling down da road!
by QuacksO July 21, 2019
by DJTiffers March 19, 2015
I'm surprised your wife let you play golf today? She gave me some obligatory crap, but she wanted to go shopping anyway.
by TartanMarine June 18, 2010
Edge (AKA: the new-new Internet Explorer), Bing, or any other browser and search engine which are widely used to install a better browser and default search engine.
For each of these "services" which "service you" individually, regardless of consent, see "Piece of Crap".
For each of these "services" which "service you" individually, regardless of consent, see "Piece of Crap".
Oh no, I accidentally typed something in and it opened in this Steaming Pile of Crap instead of my Real Browser.
Oh wow, Windows is now set on taking Chromium and turning that into a Steaming Pile of Crap too. At least it is slightly more secure.
Oh wow, Windows is now set on taking Chromium and turning that into a Steaming Pile of Crap too. At least it is slightly more secure.
by Urban Dictionmaker May 10, 2021