corn dog grass

Cat tail or "corn dog grass" is that long earth tone looking dildoe that grows in the swamps.

dude 1. Man I am hungry, we are stuck out in the cuts and don't have any food.

dude 2. Don't worry, there is a ton of corn dog grass that we can snack on out here.

by T.J. Dubz February 24, 2011

Pop your corn

Similar to popping one's cherry. But but the term is concerned on how long the corn takes to pop, the butter takes to melt, and what kind of corn is being popped.

A man asked this hooker, "Can I pop your corn?" The man then proceded to pop the hookers kettle corn within 30 seconds, but he didn't butter it until 2 minutes later.

by Shmoil January 16, 2014

iowa cream corn

bang a girl, skeet inside her take your corn cob with no corn put it in. Let the jizz dry overnight. Next time have sex make her eat it.

damn we make a bunch of iowa cream corn last night

by kp1929 June 27, 2008

Corn necklace

While performing a motorboat on a girl, the giver projectile vomits, sending the rancid, chunky liquid across the chest, shoulders, and neck area.

Similar by name to a pearl necklace, but typically a much less desirable outcome, though some with a vomit fetish may find it sexually arousing.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear about the party last night?
Guy 2: no, man...what happened?
Guy 1: Oh, this guy got to motorboat that hot girl in Chemistry, but he was so wasted he puked all over her. She almost started crying, and left the party.
Guy 2: Ha! I guess it was her first corn necklace!

by FetishFloor August 29, 2011

Corn Beetus

Also known as: F.U.P.A (fat upper pubic area) But this version is NASTIER... Corn Beetus is a fat upper pubic area full of celluite .... nasty chuncky fat (also may be plagued by lesions and boils)

Beware you may loose your eye site if you look directly at one...

House bound 400 pound lady eating chicken on her couch... pubic area hidden under her "corn beetus"

by Master of Knowledge July 20, 2012

Corn Cobbed

When a girl gets on her knees and has a guy on each side of her, amd receives a penis in each ear.

Mary invited Gary and Blake over for a steak dinner, she ended up getting “corn cobbed” instead.

by joeydunk33 May 01, 2019

Corned-beef curtain

A vagina with a large outer labia

That stripper must have been through alot od dick because she's got corned-beef curtains

by cunninglinguistists August 07, 2009