boner

So you're in 8th period english
And the girl behind you is a DD
And you keep staring at her
And you're like
"Wow. I'd like to do that."
You mind sends stimulation to your crotch
And increases the blood flow
And it's another word for erection.

oh damn look at leslie. i'm getting a boner

by lala2341 October 23, 2011

Boner Champ

The champion. The greatest. The one.

"I am the Boner Champ." - Bill R.

by Billcheese1 February 1, 2010

Boner Machine

Someone who pops alot of boners in public

He had a hard-on in Mcdonalds, what a boner machine.

by Je'sus July 2, 2008

Boner Jams

R&B songs or slow rap songs about sex, etc. Many of Usher's songs fall into this category.

I like to spend my time making funnel cakes and listening to boner jams.

by Detr May 16, 2013

Dirty Boner

When you succeed putting your unerrected cock into an unconsented hobo's asshole and then you get an erection inside him.

Eric: Dude, I gave a Dirty Boner to a hobo last night.

Guillaume: Did you wash your cock?
Eric: No. I like it better with this human nutella on it.
Guillaume: You're so funny. Wanna fuck?
Eric: Awesome dude!

by Gars du 10 July 23, 2009

boner-kill

pretty self explanatory..
When someone shares information you didn't want to know, especially if the person is of the opposite sex. When a girl, who initially was turning you on, turns you off by, for example, giving you hand backwards or getting tired and giving up. Also used to express general disgust.

"Pete, dudeee... i heard about you and Francesca! How are things with a new buckfuddy??"
"Overrated"
"Go on."
"Well Stef, everything was fine. She was giving me hand and then she kinda just... got tired, slowed down and kind of... stopped... it was kinda like losing power in the middle of a hockey game... what a boner-kill."
"I think I'm gonna cry."

by Ultimatejerk September 1, 2006

boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through

Used to describe an erection so hard that, if given the chance, a dingo (Australia's native wild dog) would not be able to damage it.

Given the silliness of the statement, it's usually used to describe a non-sexual situation that a man would nonetheless enjoy very much, such as a sporting event.

When the Cats won the 2007 AFL Grand Final, for the next week I had a boner so hard a dingo couldn't have bitten through it. (boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through - gotta use the original here)

by Choda Boy 57 May 7, 2008