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blue ridge

blue ridge is a camp that lets you be who you are with you bffs for seven weeks. u sleep in bunks with ur life long sisters and gossip about ur next social and who is gonna make a move on who. you gossip about who is gonna be chief and chief of tribes. you dread waking up in the morning but u can never fall asleep at night. u live for spirit and jumping into the lake with you bffs. the counselors that have gone to camp share stories on their bed at night and are so relatable. the international counselors sit on their beds and try to relate but they can’t because you only know what blue ridge is like when you live ten months for two all year and you live the dreams of the legendary past campers.
can’t wait to go to blue ridge.

omg me too blue ridge is the best camp ever!!!
by i ain’t telling u my name November 23, 2018
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Viagra Blues

The anxiety caused from having stealthily taken too much viagra immediately before sex and being scared of your partner noticing your bloodshot eyes, your unnaturally large penis and especially your stress level for being found out.
Joe calls Rick on the phone. "Help me Rick! What do I do man? I'm at the hotel and I've just had two viagra before meeting with Jane but she's going to notice for sure once she gets here. I need to get it down fast before she arrives!"
Rick replies... "Hey Joe, It's okay, you have Viagra Blues. Just sit there and relax for a moment with your eyes closed while thinking about having sex with your dad and it'll be gone within five minutes!"
by rick_melb_au March 17, 2012
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Blue backpacker

An ecstasy to all bees warmers out there. Everybody loves them as they gives sprouts every time. They’re kinda dum tho, but their kindness neutralizes that. If you see one in your coco canister infested server, say hi and tell them to obliterate those nasty little loot stealers.
Oh, it’s a wonderful blue backpacker! John, wanna say hi to them?
by A accurate defined. August 25, 2021
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Blue Pox

The type of disease when blue pen/marker/crayon has been scattered all over your body in a series of random dots. And the only way you can get rid of it is by wasing it off.
"OHMAHGAWD!!! I'VE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH Blue Pox!!!"

"She had Blue Pox. EVACUATE THE SCHOOL!!!"
by Katie Marie Bell October 13, 2011
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Blue Waffle

Something that you should never look up on google images (seriously tho, this isn't a joke. Don't make the same mistake that I did)
Person 1: "I love blue food. I think I'm going to look up pictures of blue waffles right now to feel satisfied."
Person 2: "Geez! You're such a dumbass. Never look up blue waffles. I haven't been able to even use google since my incident."
by K._a._t._i._e._ May 31, 2017
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Blue bath

Hey did you see that kid get a blue bath when I knocked over that porta potty?
by Pauly Blart September 17, 2016
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blue noodle

The act of dipping your dick in blue paint and smacking your girlfriend across the face leaving a dick shaped stamp.
Guy 1: Hey man what did you and Cindy get up to at the party last night.
Guy 2: We got fucked up and I gave her a blue noodle in the garage.
by Raoskie August 8, 2017
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