de farmer mon

a mythical deviant being, who enjoys deviance and butt fucking people.

Watch your ass tonight, de farmer mon be out!!!!!

by troncarter December 18, 2010

pene de mono

A monkeys penis in spanish

Often used to describe someone.

Maria called Henry a pene de mono when he tried to beat her up.
Elyse refused to let us watch videos on her computer so we called her a pene de mono and she cried.

by niggerniggerlynchnigger January 17, 2017

Car de pillar

A special kind of person who likes to chew pills.

Guy 1: I have a Ford
Guy 2: Do you? I have a toyota.
Guy 1: aren't those pretty cheap?
Guy 2: It aint a car de pillar tho.

by Firelizardzucc December 7, 2018

Van De Fraaff

verb (with object): to describe a subject that you largely know nothing about by animatedly dancing around with arbitrarily elongated words and essentially avoiding saying anything of worth.

Look at this guy Van De Fraaffing this presentation. I bet he doesn't know anything about composite delaminations in fighter aircraft.

by Dr. S Hawkings August 19, 2019

marloes de grappenuitlegger

A person from a mememaker called kakhiel, he explains every meme. Really stupid. Everyone loves him because we fell so sorry for him. He has a really cool personality and i can tell him everything, a true friend.

someone: huh i dont get this really funny meme..
R & T: Maybe marloes de grappenuitlegger can explain it?!

by LOI_LOVER February 19, 2021

de-friend remorse

When you delete a girl from facebook because she's being a huge bitch, then regret your decision because you can no longer facebook stalk her to find out who the new guy she's banging is.

a. "hey, sorry about that fight the other day. Friends?"

b. "sure."

a. "i have de-friend remorse. Can i add u back on fb?"

b. "no."

a. "you're banging dave aren't you. Whore."

by sike moda November 16, 2009

8 de janeiro

8 de janeiro is January 8th in Portuguese, and the thing is that who’s born in this day is the most beautiful person in the universe, literally. They are Capricorn goddess that came to earth just to make everyone fall in love with them and after they say “oh i need to go to work, see you never again xoxo”, but ok because they can literally say anything that the hole world will continue to admire them (that includes me ofc). It’s impossible not to love one of these amazing people.

“ you were born on the day 8 de janeiro like júlia”

by isvenushere January 3, 2021