Baked

A state of senselessness and irrationality, as if due to the effects of substance intoxication.

'My wife just divorced me because she caught me eating out that blonde's ass and my friend is suggesting I persuade her to remarry me by offering HER anilingus! The man's utterly baked!'

by avantgardeporn March 24, 2016

Baked potato

The act of showing a stick of butter up your partners asshole only to eat it out immediately afterwards you also have the option of adding bacon bits, cheese, or even some relish, make sure however that the butter was good enough to lubricate for the ensuring butt fucking.

I'm gonna need to borrow your bacon bits, I'm gonna Baked potato my girl tonight!

by McBeefRod June 3, 2018

Easy bake oven

When you smear raw cookie dough on your dick and then perform sexual intercourse at a high intensity rate, the heat from the friction caused by going at fast speeds should cook the dough enough that when she pussy farts, it should smell like your grandma's freshly baked cookies.

I turned her pussy into an easy bake oven with a bucket of raw cookie dough

by HereForAGoodTimeNotALongTime June 16, 2019

Clam Bake

A group of lesbians having sex in a sauna.

That was the best clam bake of my life last night.

Hey do you want to join in on a clam bake with Sarah and I?

by trevskies August 2, 2012

Shake and bake

When ur in the same room as and guy and they flash there balls to each other

Man we we're at Rob's house and I got shake And baked

by Can't drivesyrightimsogay June 11, 2019

Baked Selfie

Naked Selfie. It started out as an autocorrect mistake. Naked was autocorrected to Baked. The term was then used constantly describe a naked selfie

Hey dude, you wont believe what stephanie was doing last night

"what"

She was taking a baked selfie

by Mocheni Flago June 21, 2014

newly baked

New girlfriend/boyfriend

Are you comming to the party this weekend?
Nah man, i’m going with my newly baked to the cinema.

by Obuszek_Okruszek June 22, 2020