Barking Bladder Syndrome

When not having urinated in an extended period of time, therefore not being able to stop peeing, and instead continuing to urinate, often in short spurts until one gets bored and decides to stop, though not having fully emptied their bladder

”Man, i should’ve peed earlier, instead i got barking bladder syndrome this time”

by Dave Biscuits February 26, 2026

Stink Badger

When you're scratching your ass vigorously and an accidental slip of the hand causes your finger to slip into your asshole

Ed shared his excitement of finding the elusive Stink Badger with Fabian by wafting his finger towards his face.

by Wolfballz July 24, 2025

Orange badger

when your having sex with a liberal and before you finish you whisper Trump is your president in there ear and hold on

I was on a date and went back to her house and gave her an orange badger

by Bigbigk August 24, 2025

Beef Badger

Sex position where the female fixates her feet behind her head (for easy access) and the male eats her out.

“Yo, I gave her Sarah the old beef badger last night”

by Bbldrizzycb May 21, 2025

Social bladder

The second pee receptacle hidden in the bodies of most women, specifically inside the posterior abdominal area, designed so that they may wait to go to the bathroom until one or more of their girlfriends has expressed a desire to relieve themselves first. It is believed to have developed as a social ritual and/or defense mechanism to better ensure one’s safety against any lecherous males in the vicinity, as well as to provide a collective reprieve from the burdensome nature of public social performance.

Man A: “Dude, why does Rina always seem to go to the bathroom at the same time as Cecil…? Weird, right?”

Man B: “Don’t pay it any mind, my dude… it’s just the social bladder at work.”

Man A: “I guess that explains it…”

by Asriel___LOVER January 8, 2026

Periwinkle Badger

Mischievous, sneaky and ferocious type of badger commonly seen in National Trust sites in East Sussex. Famously seen at Scotney Castle, East Sussex. An attach on a 7yo boy in 2024 was the only known incident of such a creature. Scientists believe it maybe the only of its kind left.

Oh look, there is a periwinkle badger.

by Sh1406 January 18, 2026

Nudge a Badger

To fuck an older woman with greying pubic hair.

"I'd like to nudge a badger tonight!"

by djchango October 1, 2009