The Cesar Salad

When a girl wants to toss a salad, but is not satisfied with the surface, so she inserts her entire tongue, nose deep into the asshole. The result after completion is a combination of shit and semen which resembles that of a cesar salad.

Frank wanted the cesar salad from nicole and she gave it to him.

by Chopped March 2, 2014

Fruit salad

The act of hitting approximately 8 puff bars of different fruity flavors at once

John: man I gotta take a nicotine break
Jane: yo hit this fruit salad
John: hold my beer...

by PartyTrick December 30, 2019

Bologna Salad

When someone throws up on a woman’s vagina during sex. The bologna being the Vagina and the salad being the Vomit.

“Bro, when her out, her coochie smelled so bad I threw up on her and Bologna Salad!”

by Celeste Alabaster January 31, 2020

Sandy Salad

Giving oral sex, gagging on the cum, and vomiting an entire meal of spinach salad on the recipient.

Do you want me to spit or swallow? Neither I want you to make me a Sandy Salad.

by JobGr33n September 20, 2020

Seafood Salad

When a girl gives head to a guy who has crabs

Kim did not realize that Bobby had crabs, so she unwittingly had a seafood salad while blowing him

by TheUnsilentMajority April 13, 2013

Magic Salad

The act of mixing Psilocybin Mushrooms with a salad. Psychedelic alternative to Marijuana edibles.

Jeff: "yo man I ran out of weed and can't make any edibles. You got anything to fuck us up?"
Dave: "Yeah hold on lemme whip up a magic salad"
Jeff: "Hell yeah man we're gonna get fucked tonight"

by R3DFluXx May 17, 2018

Salad Pansy

Simply, a none meat-eater or vegetarian!

John: "Hey Bill you want a piece of my steak?"

Bill: "No thanks John, I'm a vegetarian and I think it is wrong to eat flesh. I feel that by eating blah blah blah blah.!"

John: "Oh, so you're a Salad Pansy"

Bill: "Fuck off!"

by ATrickyJack July 27, 2012