kaylee johnson

SHE IS A AMAZING GIRL DO YOUR BEST TO NOT LOSE HER!!!!!!!!

OMG!! kaylee johnson is so amazing i never wanna lose her

OMG!!! So true

by Jacob.Muller.Is.Bae.Af13 August 21, 2016

Johnson Magic

Having sex with a girl and giving her aids

Omg lmaoo gave that bitch aids lmfaoooooo Johnson magic

by Creetee April 12, 2024

henry johnson

a woman's genitals.

Dude, she has such an ugly Henry Johnson.
She asked me to finger her Henry Johnson last night.

by Fidget Spinner April 26, 2017

Bulbous Johnson

Bulbous Johnson refers to the penis being very large and bulging.

The term originated in Atlanta, USA.

Man I just used my Bulbous Johnson on that gal

by Pencil J. March 13, 2025

Johnson

Literally anything. Johnson can be used to replace any word you can think of. No matter the word, Johnson will be able to replace it in any context.

(Someone may have hit a homerun) “Dang Matty, that man just hit a Johnson.”
(Juul) “Yo pass the Johnson, I need a hit!”

by Johnson slayer January 23, 2020

pullin your johnson

the act of pulling on someone's penis (preferably male) as the aftermath of a joke.

Wyatt: "Ahh, I am just pullin your johnson."
Bob: "HAHAHAH."

by bigbeanman72 February 27, 2024

Tell Mr. Johnson

to snitch on someone

Osana Najimi: WELL, WELL, WELL! Look at those two sussy bakas near my tree!
Ayano: I swear IF you piss me off then I'm going to tell Mr. Johnson

by JayMoneySpamsL2 January 24, 2022