Hag Hair

Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.

Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.

<sometime later>

Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.

by The Jungle Prophet October 15, 2023

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hair knotzes

When your hair is been taken over and becomes unruly causing knots and causing horrible unspeakable things to happen to one's hair like how the nazis cause havoc .

Wow the hair knotzes have done a number on your hair
The hair knotzes make brushing my hair.... grrrr I hate knots HAIR KNOTZES

by jinxjax January 9, 2020

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Alfalfa hair

noun Whether you just brushed/combed your hair or not, it's the 1 - 3 strands of hair which stubbornly stick up, on the back of your head.

*Like the 'Little Rascals' character Alfalfa sported.

"Come here. You have an Alfalfa hair sticking up."
"No matter what I do, I still have these little Alfalfa hairs, on my head. I need to just snip them off."

by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022

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flair hair

Any person of a liberal bent who dyes their hair any unnatural fluorescent color, especially pink, purple or green and who exhibits hostile outbursts and general hatefulness toward anyone with a differing opinion, exhibits bouts of uncontrollable screaming and instability. Although rarely life-threatening, RUN!

Today, I saw a flair hair freak the fuck out at a dude for not wearing a mask.

by Mo Sol October 5, 2023

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