Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.
Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).
by Lil2high July 21, 2024
Get the Tonka Truck dick (T²d)mug. by TwoTwoRider March 26, 2022
Get the Truck Ridermug. The act of inserting one's entire head into another individuals anus before screaming as loud as possiblem, with goal of creating a sound - wave based, sensual experience.
SONIC: "Yo Eggggggman, nice booty."
DR. ROBOTNIK: "Lets see how much you REALLY love my cheeks, hedgehog!"
SONIC: "Alright! I'm gonna eat this entire Chili Dog, than wear you like a hat Doc!"
DR. ROBOTNIK: "At long last, after Sonic gives me a RUSSIAN MONSTER TRUCK, the seven chaos emeralds will finally be mine!
SONIC: "Here we go!"
DR. ROBOTNIK: "Lets see how much you REALLY love my cheeks, hedgehog!"
SONIC: "Alright! I'm gonna eat this entire Chili Dog, than wear you like a hat Doc!"
DR. ROBOTNIK: "At long last, after Sonic gives me a RUSSIAN MONSTER TRUCK, the seven chaos emeralds will finally be mine!
SONIC: "Here we go!"
by Flooperzz August 24, 2025
Get the Russian Monster Truckmug. A truck is a common term referred to in county jails. It’s used to describe someone who is lazy, a round skipper, PFN loving, and gives away the house. Can be referred to as a Soup Sandwich,Chicken Wire Canoe , Dump Truck.
Those guys on D-Team are total trucks. That soup sandwich and the Mamador need to get the chains out for their tires. They are giving away the whole house!
by JMPostin August 5, 2020
Get the Truckmug. Rhodes Trucking LLC is known to all as only the absolute best trucking company in the transportation industry, there motto is “we are the S.H.I.T. (Safe Hardworking Independent Truckers)”
I wish I possessed the skills and ability to become a part of the Rhodes Trucking LLC team, they are the best of the best!
by Kuntry_Rhodes February 26, 2022
Get the Rhodes Trucking LLCmug. Essentially just shucks but for when shit (or more appropriately shucks) is just insane and next level
Guy 1: bro i just watched Brad down a beer and then puke all over Katy and her friend
Guy 2: Aw shucks bro that’s crazy
Guy 1: nah man, this is shucks on trucks
Guy 2: Aw shucks bro that’s crazy
Guy 1: nah man, this is shucks on trucks
by Real bad boy fun time April 16, 2020
Get the shucks on trucksmug. by Big Boberino December 28, 2024
Get the The Monster Truckmug.