Bronze Star

Award given for the act of saving a fellow soldier's live while in combat; or "an award given for the act of saving a fellow soldier's live while in 'combat' when that combat enemy is actually a exploding pile of rice seized from the VC in order to mock a future political rival for not having such fallacious achievements from 30 years ago."
John Kerry saved Jim Rassman from a rice pile after placing yet another poorly-placed grenade and was awarded not only a Bronze Star, but a Purple Heart as well for his efforts.
by DoctorGrey September 30, 2004
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Star Wars

One of the most flawed films ever created by the likes of an incompetent man. Star wars is not a science fictions show because of all the technical inacuracies and the utter lack of detail and imposibility of its existance. Furthermore, its central theme, aside from the obviouse story line, is that the life of one individual, more or less born to a "noble" family, is worth any price, even the lives of billions.
The epic story of Star Wars is one that blatently points out Lucas' view on society. The life of one man, Skywalker, is worth the murder of billions of people and the destruction of entire planets. Furthermore, he is redeemed, completely, by thesaving of his son.
by X-45B23 July 15, 2006
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Brawl Stars

The game of the Hanover High School legends, Only legends play and you must have a dope ass name or else you're kicked noob. You will not get accepted into the clan reagan and busch 84'
If you don't play brawl stars you are a noob
by Henti master November 07, 2018
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star wars

one of the most overrated films of all time. in fact the scene with laya and jabba the hut gave me an inny and cancer in my ovaries and vas deferens.
star wars sucks fat hairy cock
by haywood jablomi March 07, 2005
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Lucky Star

Absolutely the most god-awful show on the planet. Involves 4 lolis doing loli shit and being lolis. It was made solely for pedos and if you watch one episode you're a pedo and will die alone in a cold dark rokm
Lucky Star is for dumbasses
by DynamicMOO July 06, 2010
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Track Star

Someone who has received philatio from a girl while wearing a headband.
Thomas: "Josh told me that he got head last night when he was wearing a headband."

Wes: "Man, he's a track star!"
by Phil A. Cho September 25, 2010
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Tortilla Star

A term meaning a cancer tumor, usually one that is malignant.
Ex1

Guy 1: "Hey did you her about Dave?

Guy 2: "No, what happened?"

Guy 1: "He got a tortilla star down in Brazil."

Guy 2: "Aw poor guy.

Ex2

"And anyway, a woman's place is sleeping so she can wake up early with the tortilla star,..."

-passage from "The House On Mango Street"
by Weiner_Mustard September 14, 2011
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