Jason

Jason has the second largest dick. He is only defeated by people named gage. He has a dick so big that he has to wrap it around his leg to keep it from dragging on the ground. Also like a gage he will be humble and deny that he has a big dick.

I heard Jason’s dick puts horse dicks to shame

by Pigeonhater78 November 24, 2021

Jason

Jason is a guy who will be there for you when you don’t know who to turn to. He is the most funniest person on your contacts list I guarantee. Jason will be a shoulder to lean on and will comfort you in times of need. Jason will be there and never let you down when memes are required. Though he had a dark sense of humour, he knows what to say in serious times. Jason will always make sure that you are okay if you have any sign of sadness. He is loyal, jokey and handsome. Jason will make your life a hell of a lot better.

“Get yourself a Jason, everyone must have one”

“We all love Jason”

by Sando June 8, 2018

Great Value Jason Momoa

Showing resemblance to the iconic actor Jason Momoa but lacking in substance. Typically used to describe a knock off version of someone of statue.

Look at that Great Value Jason Momoa, he can't even swim.

by RUHdog July 9, 2021

Jason Smolic

Crack fien & Theif

Steals $ & fine Wine From local dollar generals

can be found sleeping on park benches during the day time

Did you see that Jason Smolic was father of the year 2021

by ickkkkyvickyyy April 2, 2023

Jason Patterson

A person who doesn't understand how Urban Dictionary works.

Don't you know that anyone can create a definition on the internet? Don't be such a Jason Patterson!

by Lirpa1579 May 6, 2024

Jason cooper

Known as cooper trooper, jay, short arse, bugs bunny, beaver teeth, and tiny jay. If you ever come across this specimen, don't be alarmed that's just his normal size; Teeth and height.

They can be dangerous, they like to lure you in with their alcoholic drinks, or even lend you a bike which has been tampered with.

Be safe, stay away!

Oooh noo!! Here comes Jason Cooper. Hide your kinder surprises.

by Rumpyboyyy June 13, 2020

Bald Head Jason

When a sick and twisted individual shaves his head and eyebrows and proceeds to give the most disgusting head to another man. This act usually ends in the receiver killing the giver.

Gordon - Yo why that dude look like that lmao

Rick - That’s a Bald Head Jason. He standing outside that Bear bar.

by G6Saitin July 10, 2022