jack sparrow

The sexiest pirate ever...he must be because I saw the movie 8 times because of him!
She is safe like I promised and is marrying norington like she promised and you dying for her like you promised so we are all man of our word except for Elizabeth;who is in fact a woman!
Jack:Why is the rum gone
Liz:One because it is a vile drink that turns the most respectful men into complete scoundruls.....etc.
Jack:But why is the rum gone?
I have too many quotes memorized to even write them all!
by Lauren August 22, 2003
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high jacking

Masturbating while under the strong influence of marijuana.
T: "Bobby just toked all our chronic! Where'd he go?"
D: "Oh probably high jacking..."
T: "Haha sweet"
by Epic Jubs November 13, 2009
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Captain Jack

A term used to describe the effects of drugs on a user.
A mythical figure who takes drugs users on a trip.
i.e. Captain Jack has led me into choppy seas, or The Captain has taken Kevin to sea and he won't be back for sometime.
by Rob Howe July 18, 2003
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jack sparrow

A fictional pirate from the adventure film "Pirates of the caribbean."
Portrayed by Johnny Depp.
Part of the inspiration for Jack sparrow, says Johnny, was Pepe le piu and Keith Richards. He has a saunter and a generally camp way of being.

The character of Jack sparrow is a rougish, dishonest man who's willing to do anything to get his way. His sole ambition in life is to get back "The black pearl" a ship he was captain of until a mutiny in which his older first mate took over the ship.
They marooned him on an island and left him to rot, lukily for Jack the island was a stop for rum smugglers. After spending three days on the beach drinking said rum he bartered passage off the island. He then made his way to Tortuga and met a young fishing girl called Anamaria. He also gained himself a reputation at the local brothel albeit a not very good one, at least not with Scarlet and Gisselle. Still I'm sure Jack was a very steady customer.
Eventually he stole Anamaria's boat "The jolly mon" and sailed to the neighboring Port royal. It was then his intention to commondere a ship, find himself a crew in Tortuge rape, pilage plunder and other wise pilfer his weasly black guts out.
This is the point where the film starts.
Jack sparrow is far more than has been written by drooling fan-girls.
He is a hilarious and colourfull character whom is worth far more than "He ish soooo hawt! *Drool*" posts.
"When you left me on that god forsaken spit of land you forgot one very important thing; I'm captain Jack sparrow!"
by billy bo bo August 11, 2005
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jack rag

The rag you use to wipe your load up with after beating off.
Don't leave your jack rags on the bathroom floor.
by wino joe May 06, 2003
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BUTT JACKED

Unpermitted taking of one's anus for another's pleasure, without consent.
When a bunch of gay guys get you drunk, and you black out, and the next night you wake up sore and bleeding from your bung hole, with your pants around your ankles...homeboy...you got BUTT JACKED
by lilpoindexter June 04, 2009
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jack bauer

Everyone thought CHuck Norris was cool, until Jack Bauer came and kicked his ass
by Alex D September 13, 2006
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