fuck me mommy

lesbians

'ahhhh~ mommy i'm gonna cum!" her breasts jiggled.

'cum for me baby~'

and they came together. breasts squishing
devouring the cum
or sub boys
'ahh~ mommy and i being a good boy for you?'
'yes so g-OO-d. faster baby boy~!'

"fuck me mommy~! make me cum all over you large titties!"

by ahornykid December 16, 2021

fuck-me tattoo

Tattoo on a female's lower back. Considered the ultimate in body art by white trash. Also known at tramp stamp. Usually seen right above thier thong underwear.

When that bitch bends over you can see her fuck-me tattoo.

by jadyn513 February 27, 2007

Fuck My Dog

An Australian term used in times of great frustration, annoyance, dispair or surprise. Used in occasions where the simple term Fuck is not expressive enough.

You are three quarters the way through an assignment that’s due in a few hours, and you have a power failure and lose your entire assignment. "Fuck My Dog" (dispair)
You are at a bar and accidentally spill your vodka and cranberry drink down the front of your silky white top "Fuck My Dog"(annoyance)
You are challenging your mate to a video game duel and you get beaten for the sixth time in a row, and it’s a close one. "Fuck My Dog" (frustration)
You see unbelievable girl in the street and her boob accidentally pops out of her dress exposing her bare breast. "Fuck My Dog" (suprise)

by AndyOG July 26, 2008

Fuck Me Tender

An exclamation, usually said loudly after experiencing sudden pain or hearing particularly bad, unexpected news.

I lost how much in the stock market today? oH Fuck Me Tender! Are you kidding me?!

by CJ Banks August 20, 2007

Jesus Suffering Fuck

Scottish saying in agression

*hits had with hammer by accident* JESUS....SUFFERING...FUCK

by Russell November 18, 2003

fuck that pussy in the ass

What koreans like to say when they are pretending to have sex at an all boys boarding school...

"Oh yeah!, Fuck that pussy in the ass!"

by Will1235 December 30, 2007

Fuck is u sayin

A word said when u realy dont care about what they said.

jen ask "tom will he go out with her" and he says "fuck is u sayin bitch ."

by Taylor bd October 31, 2009