not a morning person

Tends to be grouchy.

Lori is not a morning person, call back after noon.

by Creoleshag September 14, 2016

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Mexican S'more

Take the girl to taco bell, so that a few hours later she will have diarrhea. When she begins to shit, you fuck her in the ass, and then cum. She then shits on a graham cracker and proceeds to eat it

Tom: "Hey fam, did you tap dat ass yesterday?"
Joey: "Yeah! Trisha and I made a Mexican s'more last night"
Tom: "How did it taste?
Joey: "Shitty, but spicy like taco bell"

by The Pocket Pussy September 5, 2016

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Mines of moria

When you are whipping your arse and your finger pokes through the toilet paper, "delving deeper than is good"

"Oh man frank, I just went through the mines of moria"

"Really? That happened to me last week."

by Gimley knows June 22, 2016

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Sap O' The Morning Wood

When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.

I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.

by SpringFellows May 26, 2016

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2 black guys with a white chick in the middle. One black guy on his back, the white chick (i.e. the marshmallow) faces him laying on him and the other black guy on top of her. The black guys are the chocolate graham crackers with the white chick as described. Altogether, they look like a real chocolate s'more trying to keep the white marshmallow inside.

My (black) friend and I really want to use her for a chocolate s'more!!!

by Mr. Propofol December 2, 2016

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