Thumbs up if you're watching this in...

What happens when a bunch of fucking idiots on Youtube think of a way to get thumbs up on a video from a year ago or more. It goes like this:

*Video from at least a year ago*

"LULOLOYULUOULZZZZZ TUMZ OOP IF YURZ wochin dis in 2012!!11111!11111111!"

Me: No, I'm listening to this in 1933.

"lulz hipstr fag"

"Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2012."

Me: Kill yourself.

(I have to include the title in the example so Thumbs up if you're watching this in...)

by Chowder183 August 27, 2012

hit my phone up

'Hit my phone up' used only by people called Justin Bieber in songs. It simply means 'hit me up' or even more simply 'call me' or 'text me on my mobile telephone' but that wouldn't cut it as a lyric in his song.

Friend 1: 'Hey do you fancy going out tonight?'
Friend 2: 'yeah sure hit my phone up whenever you're ready'

by Esta Loco Vida April 27, 2016

candy up your buns

It's when a guy has his Sweets all flushed down the drains

Hey, Mac, would ya candy up your buns?!?

by Jil Millrar December 2, 2013

Cheer up or Fuck Off

Used when someone is in a shitty/pissy mood and they either have to cheer up or fuck off in order to not bring down the mood of everyone else.

Curtis says to Scott: "Scott, you need to Cheer up or Fuck Off"

Scott says: "Okay, thanks" *High Five*

by speckdog October 18, 2012

keep your left up

1.A basic rule in street fighting to gaurd against an attack from someone's right hand.

2.Euphemistically to take precaution against expected obstacles.

1. Yo son you wann eff w/ me he better keep your left up that's my word.

2. You making that run on the fourth? Yo, you betta keep your left up the feds be creeping!

by The Amalamps May 17, 2006

up jump the boogie

A war cry, similar to "Let's Rock!" or "Let's get it on!". Used to charge into battle or start a fight. Taken from Kid Rock's Bawitdaba.

Ninja 1 - "Do you really think you can defeat me?"
Ninja 2 - "Up jump the boogie"
They fight!

by gourry_1 March 26, 2006

Leveling up your paladin

A colloquialism for masturbation, orginated from the "World of Warcraft" paladin forums when a certain player wrote an essay on the paladins boring gameplay. He pointed out the positve side of only needing to attack a monster once every few minutes, then leaving yourself on auto attack while you "download gigabytes of hot girl on girl directly onto your harddrive".

After leveling up your paladin you may want to clean up after yourself.

by Atlec November 3, 2005